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Bet yu didnt know THIS!

Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:37 AM CST

Bet you didn't know this:

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a sh!tty outlook on life.





If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass
and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:38 AM CST
laugh laugh laugh
Very true.
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bubbles69
Inverness, Scotland UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:39 AM CST
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bodleing
Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:44 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
Bet you didn't know this:

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a sh!tty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass
and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.


I'll take your word for it.wow!





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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:46 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
Bet you didn't know this:

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a sh!tty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass
and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing here's to you
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:46 AM CST
Yes, it's TRUE mindfful!!!

But did you know that it can be surgically removed???

Oh yes, it sure can!!!


Had it done in an outpatient clinic thru the VA, about 20 years ago!!

Life looks so much better now!!!dancing elephant
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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:49 AM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
Yes, it's TRUE mindfful!!!

But did you know that it can be surgically removed???

Oh yes, it sure can!!!Had it done in an outpatient clinic thru the VA, about 20 years ago!!

Life looks so much better now!!!


How much does it cost for this surgery? and is it coverd by ins.? dancing banana yeah! no more poopy looks for me!
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:55 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
Bet you didn't know this:

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a sh!tty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass
and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

OMG!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I had no idea of what i was going to read when i came up on your thread, but trust me this was NOT what i was expecting girlfriend,LMAOrolling on the floor laughing keep on keeping on you!dancing banana head banger hug
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:56 AM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
Yes, it's TRUE mindfful!!!

But did you know that it can be surgically removed???

Oh yes, it sure can!!!Had it done in an outpatient clinic thru the VA, about 20 years ago!!

Life looks so much better now!!!

Is it a voluntary act?uh oh! laugh
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
2catchastar wrote:
How much does it cost for this surgery? and is it coverd by ins.? yeah! no more poopy looks for me!


The VA (Vetrans Administration) paid for mine, so it cost me nothing.

I suppose you could "look into it" and check with your insurance company and a clinic nearby. wine
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 10:45 AM CST
they're workin on a laser treatment for it


laugh


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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: May 20, 2008, 10:49 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
Bet you didn't know this:

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a sh!tty outlook on life.If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass
and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.


Lol ..... too funny. Now I bet everyone will be checking out their azz for hairs!
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 10:50 AM CST
That post should win an award!

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Posted: May 20, 2008, 10:52 AM CST
oh no sweetie
im sure all the perfect ppl here
get a full brazilian wax on a regular basis
so our frequent dates can be successful

i guess the ones that dont can be identified by their outlook?

wink


( l )

see^^^ my bum is hairless
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 10:54 AM CST
I seem to have a lot of those hairs that needs to be removed.

Where was that operation done, Healthy??? A VA hospital??? Hell, there must be a long line of military to have that hair removed!!
Having been a drill SGT, I have an over abundance of those critters
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 20, 2008, 10:55 AM CST
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: May 20, 2008, 11:02 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
oh no sweetie
im sure all the perfect ppl here
get a full brazilian wax on a regular basis
so our frequent dates can be successful

i guess the ones that dont can be identified by their outlook?

( l )

see^^^ my bum is hairless



lol ...... hopefully everyone won't think its a great idea to post a picture! Remember when we went through the phase of everyone posting a picture of their eye? I shudder at the thought of a sea of hairless bums!
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 11:03 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
oh no sweetie
im sure all the perfect ppl here
get a full brazilian wax on a regular basis
so our frequent dates can be successful

i guess the ones that dont can be identified by their outlook?

( l )

see^^^ my bum is hairless

was it a voluntary act?rolling on the floor laughing lips
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 11:04 AM CST
ok people what am i missing? we have hair on our asses? what is up with this? i can't see back therelaugh how the hell am i to tell if i have hair on my ass please, this i have got to hear OMG!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: May 20, 2008, 11:05 AM CST
irishlass45 wrote:
Is it a voluntary act?


of course
there are no victims
only volunteers


if ppl wanna continue that outlook
they may leave things as they are

you should see the contortionist i am at t moment
tweezers in one hand
typing w/ the other

gee hope i dont get em mixed up
im out of lysol for the keyboard


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