Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 21, 2008, 11:04 AM CST
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around
talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big,
fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you
have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar,
put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have
it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick
a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room,
and bang my head against the wall until I throw up
and pass out!."...