Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:28 PM CST
A boy comes home from a date with a swollen nose and puffy swollen eyes.
The boy's mother asked what was wrong. he said,"I got seenus trouble."
The mother said,"Don't you mean sinus trouble."
The boy replied, "No mam it is seenus trouble........Me and Susan was having sex behind the barn and her daddy seenus."