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Four Fathers

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Four Fathers

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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:08 AM CST


Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"

"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"

The nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.

"What's wrong? I work for Seven-Up!"
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Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
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Posted: May 22, 2008, 12:36 PM CST
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