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Priests and Lawyers

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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:14 AM CST

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.

A while down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. However, remembering that a priest was in the truck with him, he swerved at the last moment to miss the lawyer.

However, the truck driver heard a loud thump outside of the truck, and he looked in his rear-view mirror.

He turned to the priest and said "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

The priest said, "Don't worry son, I got him with my door."
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rockstar0779
Topeka, Kansas USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:15 AM CST
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Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:15 AM CST
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 22, 2008, 12:37 PM CST
Never heard it before!!

Its just hilarious!! thumbs up

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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:45 PM CST
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ttom500
St. Cloud, Florida USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 1:49 PM CST
devil Remind me not to ride in a truck with you. My insurance rates might be a lot more afterwards.
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:00 PM CST
ttom500 wrote:
Remind me not to ride in a truck with you. My insurance rates might be a lot more afterwards.



Oh come on...I was never a bad truck driver...No accidents and always cautious sad flower


Oh and I've never picked up a priest sticking out tongue laugh
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:12 PM CST
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
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