Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 9:08 AM CST
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
How come you park on a driveway and you drive on a parkway?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If the truth hurts, then why is honesty the best policy?
Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it gets annoyed with you, but when you put it in the car it sticks it's bloody head out of the window??
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kittylitter?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Why is it when we send something by car its called shipment, but when we send it by sea its called cargo??
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why is it that when you fart you laugh but when you burp you say pardon?