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WHY MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS

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WHY MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS




ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:23 AM CST
Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at her girlfriend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that
he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still there. D'oh! laugh
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:25 AM CST
laugh laugh
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:28 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at her girlfriend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that
he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still there.

Now that was funny!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:30 AM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Now that was funny!!!!


Men just cannot lie. laugh
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:32 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Men just cannot lie.
Nope they can't ,absolutely never, Ha!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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tunzrok
Windsor, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:39 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Men just cannot lie.

Why is that laugh
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:48 AM CST
tunzrok wrote:
Why is that


That is a very good question. laugh
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
That is a very good question.
Maybe cause they lie about lyinglaugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Men just cannot lie.


No we can't...Erm...I mean YES we can!
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:53 AM CST
laugh that's why I have mainly men friends wink
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 11:54 AM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Maybe cause they lie about lying


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LiveWyre
Woo WooTown, Texas USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 8:18 PM CST
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 8:21 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at her girlfriend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that
he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still there.


roflmaooooooooooo i can just picture that haha. great stuff rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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honestinlov4u
Perkasie, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 8:47 PM CST

Wwll, some men can lie, we just cannot get away with it...So, we may as well just always tell the truth!!!
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alex_192
sarasota USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 6:23 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at her girlfriend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that
he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still there.


althought this is a joke
the truth is that men have better and loyal friends than females
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 6:24 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 6:27 PM CST
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 7:14 PM CST
alex_192 wrote:
althought this is a joke
the truth is that men have better and loyal friends than females


No way. Girlfriend's rule!
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 7:19 PM CST


Best of all worlds, have a "girl" friend that'll lie for ya applause
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 7:20 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Best of all worlds, have a "girl" friend that'll lie for ya


You devious thing, you.
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