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Why Fishing is Better Than Sex.....

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Why Fishing is Better Than Sex.....

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:17 PM CST
1. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.

2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.

3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing.

4. If your partner takes pictures of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become famous.

5. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

6. It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

7. When see a really good fisher person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

8. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else.

9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.

10. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

11. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell friends fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

12. There are no fishing transmitted diseases.

13. If you want to watch fishing on TV, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

14. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner the rest of your life.

15. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

16. Your fishing partner will never say: "Not Again?, we just fished last week! Fishing is all you ever think about."
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
reelman90 wrote:


9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.




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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:22 PM CST
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:24 PM CST
reelman90 wrote:


10. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.





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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: May 22, 2008, 3:30 PM CST
Wise words coming out of the mouth of an expert, i.e. Reelman90!! wink

Nice one mate!! thumbs up

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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:06 PM CST
Wow!! Thanks!! I really loved this one, cause fishing for me is almost as good as sex. Now I can say fishing is bettercheering rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:08 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Wow!! Thanks!! I really loved this one, cause fishing for me is almost as good as sex. Now I can say fishing is better



Oh, hun, that's just sad. bouquet of flowers
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:11 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Oh, hun, that's just sad.
No it's not , cause see if I catch the wrong fish , there's no guilt in throwing it backrolling on the floor laughing grin
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:13 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
No it's not , cause see if I catch the wrong fish , there's no guilt in throwing it back



OOh god oh god ooooooooh baby oh baby.... thats it... thats it.... ooooooooooooooh its coming !!!!!!!!!!


YES YES YES


ITS A CARP !!!!!!!!!!


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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:14 PM CST
tufty wrote:
OOh god oh god ooooooooh baby oh baby.... thats it... thats it.... ooooooooooooooh its coming !!!!!!!!!!YES YES YESITS A CARP !!!!!!!!!!



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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:18 PM CST
tufty wrote:
OOh god oh god ooooooooh baby oh baby.... thats it... thats it.... ooooooooooooooh its coming !!!!!!!!!!YES YES YESITS A CARP !!!!!!!!!!
I once pulled in a 35 lb. carp believe it or not, I just knew I had snagged a spoonbill , Oh well. I still had fun with the carp, just disappointed when I got it in. Same thing with some men I have gotten.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
i was a fishing widow for 16 yrs thumbs down
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
I once pulled in a 35 lb. carp believe it or not, I just knew I had snagged a spoonbill , Oh well. I still had fun with the carp, just disappointed when I got it in. Same thing with some men I have gotten.



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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:21 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
I once pulled in a 35 lb. carp believe it or not, I just knew I had snagged a spoonbill , Oh well. I still had fun with the carp, just disappointed when I got it in. Same thing with some men I have gotten.


You had FUN with a carp.....


It that even LEGAL !!!!!!!!!!


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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:25 PM CST
tufty wrote:
You had FUN with a carp.....It that even LEGAL !!!!!!!!!!
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tufty
Chelmsford, Essex, England UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:26 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
You know silly, reeling the stupid thing in



You still on about carp or men??

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
You know silly, reeling the stupid thing in



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I must admit, it was the first time I'd ever heard anyone say they had fun with a carp. Juuuussstt saying. dunno
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:30 PM CST


Hell, I need to get off here and throw out a hook applause
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 22, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Hell, I need to get off here and throw out a hook





She'll throw you back! laugh
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