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Injured Woman, true story!!

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Injured Woman, true story!!

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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 23, 2008, 12:53 PM CST
A woman named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping.
When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?" The woman answered, "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in."
Linda didn't know what to do; so she ran into the store where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then when she regained consciousness, attempted to hold her brains in!

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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 12:58 PM CST
ooooooooooh poor cowrolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: May 23, 2008, 1:00 PM CST
phew .. poor lady .. that must have been so scary for her ..

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 23, 2008, 1:02 PM CST
poor woman she must have been frightened fiercely
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gringa
Puebla, Puebla Mexico
Posted: May 23, 2008, 1:11 PM CST
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Brings to mind something Eeyore (my totally favorite Pooh character) said. (I use to quote him when my sons were teenagers and pulled one of their hair-brained stunts.) Mind you, you need to read this with Eeyore's voice (out loud or in your head, no matter).

"They haven't got brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't think." D'oh!

'course some days i feel like i'm only working with grey fluff between my ears too.frustrated
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