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¿Would you sell the family jewels?

created by: KingLeo | May 25, 9:46 PM CST
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¿Would you sell the family jewels?

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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 9:46 PM CST
Today I heard of an old urban legend I hadn't heard since I was a high school senior (five years ago). It was once rumored a man could sell a testicle for as much as $90,000. Of course this is not true, it is illegal for anyone to sell human organs for profit. But still this is a curious subject, many men would be willing considering you only really need one of the two and it would make for a profitable alternate in place of a vasectomy.

So my question of the day...

¿If it weren't just an urban legend would you sell off the family jewel/s?




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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 9:49 PM CST
No way am I selling my balls!! They come in handy too often! wink


Hi sweetie! How are you? hug
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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 9:50 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
No way am I selling my balls!! They come in handy too often! Hi sweetie! How are you?


I'm doing allright I suppose, my wallet on the other hand is in severe pain.

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 9:51 PM CST
For a million, I'd sell most anything. jk or not? rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 9:56 PM CST
KingLeo wrote:
I'm doing allright I suppose, my wallet on the other hand is in severe pain.



How is the condo coming?
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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 9:59 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
How is the condo coming?


The bathroom is costing me upward two grand and it's not even half done, I still have a hole in the floor and in the wall.

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:00 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
For a million, I'd sell most anything. jk or not?
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:00 PM CST
Hi Leo
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:02 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
For a million, I'd sell most anything. jk or not?




Oh, btw, Des and I could probably save you some money on that surgery. I'm sure we could do it for you. We'll film it and send it in too! Remember, we're going to take your picture on our vacation!
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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:03 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Hi Leo


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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:15 PM CST
Tina girl. Hello my beautiful.teddy bear kiss
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Oh, btw, Des and I could probably save you some money on that surgery. I'm sure we could do it for you. We'll film it and send it in too! Remember, we're going to take your picture on our vacation!


rolling on the floor laughing Dana, what am I getting out of this? First you guys throw me in a hot air balloon and now this. Where's the vacation gonna be?teddy bear
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:21 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Dana, what am I getting out of this? First you guys throw me in a hot air balloon and now this. Where's the vacation gonna be?



We haven't decided yet, but I'm sure it'll be somewhere that you want us to go. We will have your picture! hug
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:21 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Oh, btw, Des and I could probably save you some money on that surgery. I'm sure we could do it for you. We'll film it and send it in too! Remember, we're going to take your picture on our vacation!



professor Doctor Des is here Barry step right this way nurse Dana will make sure you feel no pain



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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:23 PM CST
Hi Leo good to see you cheers


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DANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




BARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:24 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Doctor Des is here Barry step right this way nurse Dana will make sure you feel no pain



There's my DES!!! laugh hug


Sorry, Leo. Didn't mean to hijack your thread!
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:26 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Hi Leo good to see you TINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:27 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Sorry, Leo. Didn't mean to hijack your thread!


Oh don't worry about it, didn't look like my thread was getting much attention to begin with.

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I try.
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KingLeo
Frederickson, Washington USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:27 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Hi Leo good to see you



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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 25, 2008, 10:29 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Doctor Des is here Barry step right this way nurse Dana will make sure you feel no pain


But I'm already in pain, can you fix that first? One week to go, yay.rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue

Hey Leo, what's up buddy?
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