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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
[top] Sun May 25, 2008 10:50 PM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
dcj22: We'll leave your good sport gland in place, so you won't kill us when we're through!



Barry when we are finish and get paid I buy you q 2-liter bottle of pepsi now we are even


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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
[top] Sun May 25, 2008 10:59 PM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
desmond: Barry when we are finish and get paid I buy you q 2-liter bottle of pepsi now we are even



I'll buy him one too. He'll be happy with our work, won't he Des. Besides, I can be the one to sew him up. I know how to sew.

Barry, I'll give you a sweet, sexy scar! wink
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KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
[top] Sun May 25, 2008 11:05 PM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
dcj22: We'll leave your good sport gland in place, so you won't kill us when we're through!


Good cuz I'm sure sometime in my lifetime I'll need them but ya never know.rolling on the floor laughing devil
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KrazieStill Bristol, Connecticut USA
[top] Sun May 25, 2008 11:06 PM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
dcj22: I'll buy him one too. He'll be happy with our work, won't he Des. Besides, I can be the one to sew him up. I know how to sew.

Barry, I'll give you a sweet, sexy scar!


Leave a sxc666 scar. Just something I came up with.devil
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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
[top] Sun May 25, 2008 11:07 PM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
KrazieStill: Leave a sxc666 scar. Just something I came up with.




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reelman90 Lexington, Kentucky USA
[top] Mon May 26, 2008 12:39 AM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
KrazieStill: For a million, I'd sell most anything. jk or not?


If you sold your balls and replaced them with golf balls, you'd still get a good bounce!

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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
[top] Mon May 26, 2008 12:53 AM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
reelman90: If you sold your balls and replaced them with golf balls, you'd still get a good bounce!



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dcj22 Somewhere, South Dakota USA
[top] Mon May 26, 2008 5:14 AM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
Bump for the next time zone. grin popcorn
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Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
[top] Mon May 26, 2008 5:17 AM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
KingLeo: Today I heard of an old urban legend I hadn't heard since I was a high school senior (five years ago). It was once rumored a man could sell a testicle for as much as $90,000. Of course this is not true, it is illegal for anyone to sell human organs for profit. But still this is a curious subject, many men would be willing considering you only really need one of the two and it would make for a profitable alternate in place of a vasectomy.

So my question of the day...

¿If it weren't just an urban legend would you sell off the family jewel/s?




Blimey.. well not that I have them..

But if I did.. Hmmm.. actually I dunno. laugh
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Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
[top] Mon May 26, 2008 5:19 AM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
Golly... 3 pages.. and 3 answers..

perhaps that's a no then.. laugh
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lorax111 richmond, Virginia USA
[top] Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM CST : ¿Would you sell the family jewels?
Heck mine have been for free for a wile.
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