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nice little old lady

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chriss
st.helens, Merseyside, England UK
Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
A little old lady answered a knock at the door to be met with a vacuum cleaner sales man.

"F*** off." she said, next thing he tips a bucket of horse shit on her hallway carpet and says

"if this vacum cleaner doesnt remove all traces of this horse shit madam, i'll eat the remainder.
"wel." she says."i hope your fking hungry becouse the electricity was cut off this morning!"
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
chriss wrote:
A little old lady answered a knock at the door to be met with a vacuum cleaner sales man.

"F*** off." she said, next thing he tips a bucket of horse shit on her hallway carpet and says

"if this vacum cleaner doesnt remove all traces of this horse shit madam, i'll eat the remainder.
"wel." she says."i hope your fking hungry becouse the electricity was cut off this morning!"



rolling on the floor laughing uh oh! rolling on the floor laughing
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jus_4you
pleasantville, New Jersey USA
Posted: May 26, 2008, 10:28 AM CST
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 26, 2008, 10:29 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one Chriss
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