Someone already shattered your dream by poining out the use of photoshop and the fact some may well be gay
Shit best move onto the equally unavailable Brad Pitt, George Clooney,Eric Banner, or say Hugh Jackman.
I'm not even remotely bi but i would have though most women would fancy a few i listed, and i managed to list ones who were straight
Besides that Hugh Jackman is very funny and Australian too!