Just got this email

alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:32 PM CST

about an order I placed.

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.

YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

THANK YOU.

Dangit!

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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:34 PM CST

Now that was good...

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:35 PM CST

Oh dammit, Bev. I'm so sorry!!

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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:42 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

about an order I placed.

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.

YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

THANK YOU. Dangit!

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:44 PM CST

Bev, left you a short note on the one night stand thread

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:54 PM CST

reelman90 wrote:

Bev, left you a short note on the one night stand thread

Yeah I know. I'm still waiting!

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:56 PM CST

Allow me to help you with that fire Madam

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:57 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Yeah I know. I'm still waiting!

Oh, so you do want the site addresses........I was just calling you an ole stick in the mud!

I'd say just open up google and type "one night stand" and you will be busy for weeks!!!

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:00 PM CST

reelman90 wrote:

I'd say just open up google and type "one night stand" and you will be busy for weeks!!!

Lamar has me busy for the next two weeks!

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reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:04 PM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Lamar has me busy for the next two weeks!

Where's the sign up sheet for the auditions?

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:06 PM CST

I just hope the trigger didn't get tripped.

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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA

Posted: May 26, 2008, 9:08 PM CST

good one

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 27, 2008, 8:33 AM CST

Bump for the day shift.

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Posted: May 27, 2008, 8:43 AM CST

good one

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: May 27, 2008, 8:55 AM CST

Scottishlass wrote:

good one

Thx, I thought so, I fell out laughing when I got it, just had to share!

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katiecharlyn
dublin, Georgia USA

Posted: May 27, 2008, 9:01 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

about an order I placed.

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.

YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

THANK YOU. Dangit!