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#1 You can do whatever you dam well please

#2 Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face

#3 You don't have to think about birth control

#4 You can flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world.

#5 The toilet seat issues ---- need I say more ?

#6 You can see all the good videos --- the romantic cheesy films

#7 You don't have to deal with any one's grumpy, moody personalities.

#8 You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/Cd's/take out that you want.

#9 no more arguments about things that you can't explain.

#10 the best reason for being single is : Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.

#1 Her wet stockings don't clog up your sink.
#2 You have your bathroom to your own.
#3 No stinky surprises in the bathroom after your partner made #2.
#4 No neighborhood gossipfriends of her drinking up your Orangejuice.
#5 No lipstick stains on your underwear.
#6 You don't have to mortgage the house to pay for her Telephonebills.
#7 Watch sports all you like.
#8 Bring your farting and burping buddies over without scenes.
#9 Invest your money into your ride.
#10 You can have all the sex you can manage.

I Like Yours Much better And so True

double that

Never did understand the toilet seat issue.
Don't you "look before you leap" so to speak?
Just because the intersection was clear and hour ago, do you just drive through without stopping?

Amen to that brother.

OMG!!! What a dream-boat!!!

Got you beat, honey, with your own weapons.

I don't use weapons that's illegal in MN.

Never digested well the strong push from women to buy a place together where we will -in the end- dream of the times we had nothing like that (including the bloody partner)

Claya lassie.You like #5, huh ?
Right down your alley.

Hahahaha....indeed!

The weapons of gab.Legal in Malta dear.

Well.. it made me laugh.

I'm scarred of you

Yes Yes Yes.We guys like to sail this boat sometimes our way.
How is my friend A. today ?
Have fun .Pete