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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately;

illegal immigration,

hurricane recovery,

alligators attacking people in Florida



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately;

illegal immigration,

hurricane recovery,

alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?



Hell, maybe you should run for president. laugh
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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately;

illegal immigration,

hurricane recovery,

alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


i have this lovely frock that i want to wear to my daughter's wedding and i need about 3 inches off each hip.....can you help..........grin D'oh!
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kkitty
Minnesota USA
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Hell, maybe you should run for president.


got my vote thumbs up laugh
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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:28 PM CST
nuala wrote:
i have this lovely frock that i want to wear to my daughter's wedding and i need about 3 inches off each hip.....can you help..........


i cant do diets as they dont suit me......so pain free would be great....thanks......grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:28 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately;

illegal immigration,

hurricane recovery,

alligators attacking people in Florida
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?



I second your nomination for president....professor
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easygoingguy
somewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:29 PM CST
typing typing typing
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dunotra
Castricum, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Posted: May 27, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
woud this work in europe dig a moat along the old iron cuartain......That's knaked me now with any easten europe ladys.
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