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Guys, what do you steer clear of in women's profiles??...

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Guys, what do you steer clear of in women's profiles??...

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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:12 AM CST
Is it fuzzy photos that look as if they were taken in the back garden with an old Kodak box camera?
Is it lousy grammar, and hopeless spelling?
Is it the fact that she has 6 children, the youngest being 4 months?
is it because she lives in Outer Mongolia, and the bridge is down...?
Is it the fact that she drives a truck and shoots pool with the boys every night?
or is it the fact that she tells already you in her profile that she's looking for a guy with lots of money?
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:13 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Is it fuzzy photos that look as if they were taken in the back garden with an old Kodak box camera?
Is it lousy grammar, and hopeless spelling?
Is it the fact that she has 6 children, the youngest being 4 months?
is it because she lives in Outer Mongolia, and the bridge is down...?
Is it the fact that she drives a truck and shoots pool with the boys every night?
or is it the fact that she tells already you in her profile that she's looking for a guy with lots of money?


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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:14 AM CST
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:21 AM CST
or is it the fact that she tells already you in her profile that she's looking for a guy with lots of money?


Got a point there.Self proclaimed ladies of society.

Problem is that if they are Society ladies they wouldn't have a need being on Dating Sites.rolling on the floor laughing
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:22 AM CST
Hey P, how's the sister island today??....

pvictoria wrote:
or is it the fact that she tells already you in her profile that she's looking for a guy with lots of money? Got a point there.Self proclaimed ladies of society.

Problem is that if they are Society ladies they wouldn't have a need being on Dating Sites.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
Got already a boyfriend or husband and I am happy.Just looking for new friends ?

Come again Lady ? Get a grip on life !
What guy in his right mind wants his chic chatting and flirting with 79 different guys on the Net ?confused laugh
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:30 AM CST
I stay well clear of Claayers profile....Read between the lines people! It's a shocker!
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:30 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Hey P, how's the sister island today??....


Hey Lagoona.Just got back from the Mother Island laugh
Damn windy and swarming with german tourists.
Ruuuuuuuuun .help

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:30 AM CST
StevenSchwartz wrote:
I stay well clear of Claayers profile....Read between the lines people! It's a shocker!


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::boots Steven in knee::
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marikin
tokyo, Tokyo Japan
Posted: May 29, 2008, 5:38 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Is it fuzzy photos that look as if they were taken in the back garden with an old Kodak box camera?
Is it lousy grammar, and hopeless spelling?
Is it the fact that she has 6 children, the youngest being 4 months?
is it because she lives in Outer Mongolia, and the bridge is down...?
Is it the fact that she drives a truck and shoots pool with the boys every night?
or is it the fact that she tells already you in her profile that she's looking for a guy with lots of money?


Heya ! wave
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
an old Kodak box camera?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I seen some of them...no disrespect, but I'm sure your still beautiful.
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:16 AM CST
mastic55 wrote:
an old Kodak box camera? I seen some of them...no disrespect, but I'm sure your still beautiful.
no disrespect ladies but I'm sure your still beautiful. update that photo.....come to think of it , I better too.
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:19 AM CST
....uses a handle like "SophiaLoren"....or "PrincessDi".......that's like me using a handle like "IndianaJones" or...."CrocodileDundee".....don't know why, but it puts me off....
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:21 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
....uses a handle like "SophiaLoren"....or "PrincessDi".......that's like me using a handle like "IndianaJones" or...."CrocodileDundee".....don't know why, but it puts me off....


haha yeah.. user names do have something to do with it too.. silly isn't it.. but it says a lot about sometimes I think.
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
someone* sometimes*
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
...and another thing, while I'm at it (being such a bitch today...lol) ...when women write, "You have to be able to make me LAUGH..."....I mean wtf.....if you want constant entertainment, turn on Cartoon Network!!!....sure, I can understand women appreciating a guy with a sense of humour......but sometimes I think we are expected to arrive at the first date, snapping our fingers, dancing on the spot with bells and whistles, and cracking jokes constantly....hey, I'm not a comedian, you know!!...


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
...and another thing, while I'm at it (being such a bitch today...lol) ...when women write, "You have to be able to make me LAUGH..."....I mean wtf.....if you want constant entertainment, turn on Cartoon Network!!!....sure, I can understand women appreciating a guy with a sense of humour......but sometimes I think we are expected to arrive at the first date, snapping our fingers, dancing on the spot with bells and whistles, and cracking jokes constantly....hey, I'm not a comedian, you know!!...


Oh..

::scratches Lagoona off list::



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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:31 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
...and another thing, while I'm at it (being such a bitch today...lol) ...when women write, "You have to be able to make me LAUGH..."....I mean wtf.....if you want constant entertainment, turn on Cartoon Network!!!....sure, I can understand women appreciating a guy with a sense of humour......but sometimes I think we are expected to arrive at the first date, snapping our fingers, dancing on the spot with bells and whistles, and cracking jokes constantly....hey, I'm not a comedian, you know!!...


That doesn't put me off.

If they want a really good laugh, I'll pull down my pants.
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:33 AM CST
You do that anyway.....



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StevenSchwartz wrote:
That doesn't put me off.

If they want a really good laugh, I'll pull down my pants.
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 6:35 AM CST
Hi Guys.

I was educated and now Tutor at Oxford University. I sat my bar exam when I was 13 years and in my GAP year I was a lawyer. I enjoy the finer things in life…I enjoy shopping at Harrods and for kicks I have memorised the entire works of Tolken and Shakespeare.
I like it up the bum.

That would send me running.
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