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Strange Laws

Oregon personals
DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 8:37 PM CST
Most of these laws remain in the books today, even if rarely enforced.





In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. dancing elephant

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. (???)

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. zzzz

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year. confused

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.

In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length. wow!

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing. yay

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The California law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 8:39 PM CST


Most of them should be enforced!












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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 8:42 PM CST
Good stuff laugh
Wait till I tell my male friends they need a permit to shave, oh great they are all going to get bushy faced now!!rolling on the floor laughing
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DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 8:55 PM CST
I wish I can find some reasoning behind some of them!!
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 8:58 PM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
I wish I can find some reasoning behind some of them!!
Yeah like it being illegal to imitate an animal in Miami, all of my friends and myself would get locked up!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 9:06 PM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
I wish I can find some reasoning behind some of them!!
Well the woman in a car is self explanatory...rolling on the floor laughing
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 9:14 PM CST
Here's some to add...

Pennsylvania - Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.


New York - Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.


I should have been in jail and prison years ago

rolling on the floor laughing help rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: May 29, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
Its still on the books in England that a pregnant woman can get a policeman to cover her with his cloak if she needs to 'relieve herself' laugh
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 29, 2008, 9:23 PM CST
Leave it to Arizona to come up with these...


Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.


D'oh!
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
Leave it to Arizona to come up with these...Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.


Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs? Oh how I wish I was at that bachelor party!!!laugh
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:12 AM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs? Oh how I wish I was at that bachelor party!!!



rolling on the floor laughing I'm sure it's been done rolling on the floor laughing


There's so many more for each state and even on the other side of the pond...I really wanted to post them all. They're absolutely hilarious.
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:31 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
I wish I can find some reasoning behind some of them!!


Why?confused
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:


You may not have more than two dildos in a house.


Did you get rid of the other 3???????

sticking out tongue

uh oh!
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:35 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:


You may not have more than two dildos in a house.


Some Friday nights I have 4 or 5 here......rolling on the floor laughing
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Oregon personals
DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:50 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
Leave it to Arizona to come up with these...Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house



Oh DAMN, take me in...
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DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Why?


Just meaning I was curious how some of them came about
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 12:56 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
Just meaning I was curious how some of them came about


They are commonly called "Blue Laws". Laws that have been on the books from years past and never amended.
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 1:05 AM CST
DaisyChick wrote:
Oh DAMN, take me in...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Me too rolling on the floor laughing


Should I post more strange laws? I can do it state by state and each country grin
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 1:09 AM CST
Serenity1971 wrote:
Me too Should I post more strange laws? I can do it state by state and each country


If I wasn't tired and didn't have to leave for Flag so early I would do some research. I am sure I could find some strange law about some strange "kids" I know..devil

PS......... What we were talking about yesterday, the thing you looked for in the recorders site. NO, it has not been done as yet.
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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: May 30, 2008, 1:16 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
If I wasn't tired and didn't have to leave for Flag so early I would do some research. I am sure I could find some strange law about some strange "kids" I know..

PS......... What we were talking about yesterday, the thing you looked for in the recorders site. NO, it has not been done as yet.



You won't find any laws about me uh oh! I hope


I searched the site and didn't find anything, so I figured as much frustrated mumbling

We'll talk about it on the phone bouquet of flowers
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