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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 8:10 AM CST
Old straight razors would really keep their sharp edge years ago!


A young woman accidentally swallowed an old straight razor.

As it passed it gave her a tonsillectomy.......a hysterectomy......

appendectomy.......cut the fingers on a few real good friends..........

and circumcised the preacher.


Then her husband was still able to get 10 good shaves.


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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Old straight razors would really keep their sharp edge years ago!A young woman accidentally swallowed an old straight razor.

As it passed it gave her a tonsillectomy.......a hysterectomy......

appendectomy.......cut the fingers on a few real good friends..........

and circumcised the preacher. Then her husband was still able to get 10 good shaves.
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JustMe0807
Marshall, Missouri USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
How could she have ACCIDENTLY swallowed one tho, they aren't small!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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katiecharlyn
dublin, Georgia USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:19 AM CST
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