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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.


This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.


This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex


This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.


This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."


The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.


Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)


The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.


This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.


And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.


You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

I'm pretty much 5th.

OMG this is too funny!! Thanks!!

Barry I am right there with you

Apparently I'm looking at having to join a monestary.....

Was #2 not so long ago and look what I got to show for it. A dbl hernia.

Should there be a lesson in that, Barry?

I thought I was well-versed, now I know. My ex and I covered all the bases.

I had sex with him, just before he went to the no-tell motel. Do I get points? It followed the Nun sex and he kept saying, "Oh my God!"

He screwed me, and our daughter, many ways. I fucked him back, in the courtroom. 6th kind covered.

I could have taken the retirement option, I didn't. By that time, fucking with him wasn't fun. I opted out. Why would I want to fuck with him and all his wives?

I'll take sex 1,2 and even 3 if I could did I just say that..

Damn I just realized I have had all seven , Oh man, does that mean it's over.

Yah, think?

Des your one of a kind thinking about those jokes but it's a good one

You all are forgetting the best called GREAT SEX. That's where you get to get naked in the backyard and take a chance.In the middle of Pike National Forest with the Bears.(see photos under my main Pix and you'll see what I mean).

sex is sex no matter what you call it!


ever had fruit sex?