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Marriage...Strike That, Reverse It...

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:01 PM CST
A conversation before marriage...

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you get drunk?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!

To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:02 PM CST
That's so funny, Des!!!



So, what are we doing to Barry tonight? drinking hug
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:04 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
That's so funny, Des!!!
So, what are we doing to Barry tonight?


I think we should bring the bar back up get Barry drunk and dress him in my teddy and hells and make a move

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:06 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I think we should bring the bar back up get Barry drunk and dress him in my teddy and hells and make a move


Okay, so no balloons then? Hey Dana. rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue teddy bear
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:08 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Okay, so no balloons then? Hey Dana.



we got to get you first if we say balloons you might not show up


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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:11 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I think we should bring the bar back up get Barry drunk and dress him in my teddy and hells and make a move




Perfect!!! But you make a move on him!

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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:13 PM CST
I have heard this one many times, it is a funny one thocheering laugh laugh
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:13 PM CST
KrazieStill wrote:
Okay, so no balloons then? Hey Dana.



Hey Barry! laugh
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:13 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Perfect!!! But you make a move on him!



SH*T i ment a movie

dropping jaw



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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:24 PM CST
desmond wrote:
SH*T i ment a movie



Naw, I don't think you did, Des. I think you've been wanting to make a move on Barry. wink 2 thumbs up It's cool, my friends. cool
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: May 31, 2008, 10:25 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
Naw, I don't think you did, Des. I think you've been wanting to make a move on Barry. It's cool, my friends.



scold BADDDDDDDDDDDDDD DANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



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