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Shakespeare




dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:18 AM CST
I have re-worded some Shakespeare quotes...Can you write a little story and incorporate 6 of them, just 4 fun?
Do not rewrite "Romeo and Juliet", but rather write ANYTHING and include these lines in your story.....You'll discover it is lots of fun to be creative. (I kept a few of the original quotes.)

1. A curse on both your houses.
2. The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.
3. He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead!
4. Ain't nobody gonna believe this!
5. You and I can no longer dance like teenagers.
6. Parting is the pits.
7. Blow out the candle.....FAST!
8. With ecstasy, comes agony.
9. Who gives a rat's ***?!
10. Most people are idiots.
11. Women are so DANG touchy!
12. Hmmm....That's my story....And I'm sticking to it.
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 8:41 AM CST
A HUM.???????To B or not 2 B......That is the question?
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DangerouslySweet
Northwestern, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:22 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
I have re-worded some Shakespeare quotes...Can you write a little story and incorporate 6 of them, just 4 fun?
Do not rewrite "Romeo and Juliet", but rather write ANYTHING and include these lines in your story.....You'll discover it is lots of fun to be creative. (I kept a few of the original quotes.)

1. A curse on both your houses.
2. The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.
3. He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead!
4. Ain't nobody gonna believe this!
5. You and I can no longer dance like teenagers.
6. Parting is the pits.
7. Blow out the candle.....FAST!
8. With ecstasy, comes agony.
9. Who gives a rat's ***?!
10. Most people are idiots.
11. Women are so DANG touchy!
12. Hmmm....That's my story....And I'm sticking to it.


Once upon a time, there was a not-so-magical kingdom called CS (where Most people are idiots.) Recently, a member of the kingdom, who we will call 'Mercedes' authored a most pleasant thread called 'The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite'. All was amicable in the thread kingdom for a short time, until 'Druesilla' and her wicked sister 'Anastasia' showed up. "Ain't nobody gonna believe this!" 'Druesilla' was shouting. "He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead!" "WHO????" asked 'Mercedes'. "Who gives a rat's ***?" said 'Anastasia'. "Sherman is dead!" said 'Druesilla'. Just then 'Sherman' burst through the door yelling " You and I can no longer dance like teenagers, Mercedes!" 'Mercedes responded, "With ecstasy, comes agony!" 'Sherman' was shocked to say the least and mumbled under his breath "Women are so DANG touchy!" With that, Mercedes told 'Druesilla' and 'Anastasia' to "Be gone!" and said "A curse on both your houses!" To which they responded "Yeah....yeah....yeah..... Parting is the pits." Then 'Mercedes' told 'Sherman'.........."Blow out the candle.....FAST!"
giggle giggle giggle


Hmmm....That's my story....And I'm sticking to it!
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:26 AM CST
DangerouslySweet wrote:
Once upon a time, there was a not-so-magical kingdom called CS (where Most people are idiots.) Recently, a member of the kingdom, who we will call 'Mercedes' authored a most pleasant thread called 'The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite'. All was amicable in the thread kingdom for a short time, until 'Druesilla' and her wicked sister 'Anastasia' showed up. "Ain't nobody gonna believe this!" 'Druesilla' was shouting. "He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead!" "WHO????" asked 'Mercedes'. "Who gives a rat's ***?" said 'Anastasia'. "Sherman is dead!" said 'Druesilla'. Just then 'Sherman' burst through the door yelling " You and I can no longer dance like teenagers, Mercedes!" 'Mercedes responded, "With ecstasy, comes agony!" 'Sherman' was shocked to say the least and mumbled under his breath "Women are so DANG touchy!" With that, Mercedes told 'Druesilla' and 'Anastasia' to "Be gone!" and said "A curse on both your houses!" To which they responded "Yeah....yeah....yeah..... Parting is the pits." Then 'Mercedes' told 'Sherman'.........."Blow out the candle.....FAST!"
Hmmm....That's my story....And I'm sticking to it!



applause applause brilliant laugh
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DangerouslySweet
Northwestern, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:29 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
brilliant



Thank you grin blushing
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:30 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
I have re-worded some Shakespeare quotes...Can you write a little story and incorporate 6 of them, just 4 fun?
Do not rewrite "Romeo and Juliet", but rather write ANYTHING and include these lines in your story.....You'll discover it is lots of fun to be creative. (I kept a few of the original quotes.)

1. A curse on both your houses.
2. The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.
3. He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s dead!
4. Ain't nobody gonna believe this!
5. You and I can no longer dance like teenagers.
6. Parting is the pits.
7. Blow out the candle.....FAST!
8. With ecstasy, comes agony.
9. Who gives a rat's ***?!
10. Most people are idiots.
11. Women are so DANG touchy!
12. Hmmm....That's my story....And I'm sticking to it.


Aint' nobody gonna believe this! We finally met and found out that you and I can no longer dance like teenagers. The conversation was so strong, almost as strong as the electric current that ran between us. People hear our lovemaking, who gives a rat's ass, with ecstasy, comes agony.wine With a whisper we will blow out the candle fast.......the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.smitten

conversing that may have been 7, sorry sad flower I got carried away...giggle
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:31 AM CST
Hi ladies.

wave

Creativity looks like fun but soon work is staring at me .

Just sayin.applause
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:35 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
Aint' nobody gonna believe this! We finally met and found out that you and I can no longer dance like teenagers. The conversation was so strong, almost as strong as the electric current that ran between us. People hear our lovemaking, who gives a rat's ass, with ecstasy, comes agony. With a whisper we will blow out the candle fast.......the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.

that may have been 7, sorry I got carried away...


ill need to remember you if i ever need a love letter written heart beating as you just hit the mark with that hug
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:36 AM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
Hi ladies.



Creativity looks like fun but soon work is staring at me .

Just sayin.



wave ello love
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:37 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
ill need to remember you if i ever need a love letter written as you just hit the mark with that



wave yeah!!! Come to me anytime Dilly, I'm glad you like that....bouquet of flowers teddy bear
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DangerouslySweet
Northwestern, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 1, 2008, 9:44 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
Aint' nobody gonna believe this! We finally met and found out that you and I can no longer dance like teenagers. The conversation was so strong, almost as strong as the electric current that ran between us. People hear our lovemaking, who gives a rat's ass, with ecstasy, comes agony. With a whisper we will blow out the candle fast.......the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.

that may have been 7, sorry I got carried away...



OOooopps!!! Think I used all 10.......moping .........Sorry hole
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