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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 6, 2008, 11:36 PM CST
This may work... may go down the toilet.

Here goes...You have a dog named sex.. where are the best places to have sex?

give your one liners.. puns about a dog named sex?!

I can come up with hundreds- so I will shut up and let you guys go first.
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valleygirl
ottawa Canada
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:27 AM CST
can i put sex on a cd then play sex on t.v
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
I had to clean up after sex....uh oh!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
give your one liners.. puns about a dog named sex?!

Sex is so cute.. Everyone that comes to visits wants to have sex!

I once had to go to the dog pound to get sex,


your turnwink
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:43 AM CST
i found sex in my neighbours garden amongst the flower beds
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:43 AM CST
I got sex from a sheep herder...devil
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:44 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I got sex from a sheep herder...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:44 AM CST
I am getting old, I wonder if some young lady would like to have sex..devil
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:45 AM CST
my friends love Sex
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:45 AM CST
I found sex in the garbage once.....professor
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:46 AM CST
Sex loves to sit between my legs and play with his balls.
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:46 AM CST
iv'e been shouting for sex in the park
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valleygirl
ottawa Canada
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:46 AM CST
i found sex in the middle of a fields with cows
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:47 AM CST
Once I had sex, couldn't live without it!!
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valleygirl
ottawa Canada
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:48 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I am getting old, I wonder if some young lady would like to have sex..


no young lady like me like to have sex with an old manrolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:49 AM CST
Sex once bit the mailman....professor
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:50 AM CST
I love sex......

head banger
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:51 AM CST
valleygirl wrote:
no young lady like me like to have sex with an old man


don't bet on it darling.....

yay
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:53 AM CST
Sex always loves a big bone.
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 7, 2008, 1:55 AM CST
sex loves to get his teeth into something juicy ! uh oh!
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