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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 4:09 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
ohhh tell roscoe to come here and Ill pat the silly sausage
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 5:54 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
ohhh tell roscoe to come here and Ill pat the silly sausage
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 5:56 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
My dog knows everything and gives sound advice.

Ask me anything, no matter how off the wall, and I'll ask my dog.

I'll let you know what he says.



Can your dog give me a massage ? laugh
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 9:36 AM CST
pvictoria wrote:
Can your dog give me a massage ?


yes he can. But Roscoe is an Irish Wolfhound, and he suggests you seek a massage frm an oriental breed. Like a Chow or a Shi Tzu.

He says they give happy endings, too.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 9:43 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
yes he can. But Roscoe is an Irish Wolfhound, and he suggests you seek a massage frm an oriental breed. Like a Chow or a Shi Tzu.

He says they give happy endings, too.


Hook me up buddy.I got a spare 50 Bucks.laugh
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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 10:45 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
Roscoe says he doesn't have thumbs, so he couldn't shoot your nephew, and suggests you don't either.However, he says you should sneak up on him and bite him in the ass.


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My dog agrees with this little tidbit of advice...dancing dog
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