Posted: Jun 8, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
ATTRACTION -
the act of associating horniness
with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT -
what occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING -
the process of spending enormous amounts
of money, time, and energy to get better
acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL -
avoiding pregnancy through such tactics
as swallowing special pills, inserting a
diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive
men or spending time around children.
EASY -
a term used to describe a woman
who has the sexual morals of a man.
PRIG -
a term used to describe a woman who
wants to stay virgin until married.
EYE CONTACT -
a method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested
in him. Despite being advised to do so, many
woman have difficulty looking a man directly
in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's
eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND -
a member of the opposite sex in your
acquaintance who has some flaw which
makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE -
a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING -
a word a man uses to describe a woman
who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT -
what the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into
after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY -
how attractive a given person appears to
be is directly proportional to how
unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC -
a man's term for a woman who wants to
have sex more often than he does.
FRIGID -
a man's term for a woman who wants to
have sex less often than he does, or who requires
more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.
SOBER -
condition in which it is almost
impossible to fall in love.
NAG -
a man's term for a woman who wants more to
her life with him than just intercourse.