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There's a mystery that just hit me within the last few minutes that why is it even though we havent eaten stuff still appears to come out!

Now i am living on milk and yougart at the moment and have had no other type of food i can remember in well over a week but sure enough theres still a supply of number 2's when im not even eating solid food?

Theres an obvious gag here (we'll leave that one for Indy) but how long can a person keep producing the stuff when there not even eating!!

It's a complete mystery to me.

you mean like puking up carrots when you haven't eaten one since xmas?

Maybe it comes from a special place in the brain!

Yeah how many of these kinds of things are there or is my mody just trying an extreme weight loss programme, christ ive hardly eaten in weeks, maybe nearly a month and it never ceases to amaze me.

Yeah Im kinda stuck for words on this one.

If thats the case i dont have a brain left then, the mass has well and been truly passed.Definately TMI.

One word.. the appendix, that's where the carrots store themselves...

Maybe its from all the politicians this year and all the stuff they put in our heads!.

Is it only carrots or does the appendix always produce a supply of sweetcorn and occasionally peanuts too?

All I do know is that we don't know crap!

Robbie you're hilarious.

Milk and yogurt are dairy products, which slows down the digestive system. You need to eat something other than yogurt or you're going to be bound up for days with a lot of stomach pain.

Those as well, yes...!!!!

Even red peppers, I hardly ever eat those, but they're there when

Trust me 5 spoons a day isnt enough to block up a mouse, but i know what you mean!! Ive promised to try to drink water in the next few days but it made me ill so ive got some orange squash to disguise the taste!

In the uk theres a programme on tv where a woman pokes through peoples poohs!!! Really and talks about their diet etc?

What i want to know who watches about other peoples poohs and who on earth would want to go on a show to crap for 15 minutes of fame?

Whats society come to when you can have a career poking about in shit on tv?

Now that is taking the diet thing to extremes

Yeah this lifestyle Pneumonia thing is a right bind.

Any suggestions for a diet that doesnt require preparation of food as the nephew is incapable and doesnt know what hygene is!!

Hes got to go then the whole house be cleaned with bleach.He's a one man plague and his dirty bastard peasant lifestyle made me ill!!!

Anyone want to collect him for me, hes free to anyone who wants him.

Yeh Robbie fell the same way having eating for days but still spend a lot of time in the bog. Its a mystery to me also. Aload of crap really.

Yeh Robbie fell the same way having eating for days but still spend a lot of time in the bog. Its a mystery to me also. Aload of crap really.

I might litterally be having the crap bored right out of me!! That just occurred to me!!

I need some new dvds but ive watch all the ones here to death and i cant face any more watching all the series of 24 in one go!

Don't have tv, cant concentrate on a book, i forget what ive read after about 2 paragraphs.

I guess i have life like a goldfish atm, i forget everything every 3 seconds but all i read it crap!! No wonder i'm bored

Yep, the human body is an amazing machine...It can store great amounts of extra crap.!!!!

dunno, beats the crap out of me