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Hi Robbie, on a more serious note could you not send that nephew of yours out to a good food shop ie M&S or somewhere similar to get you some nice tasty and nutritious food as in ready made meals for one.

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Might break some of the boredom for you and get rid of the nephew for a little while, get my grift???


Hope your feeling better before too long

Sounds to me like a friend of mine commenting of his shits with dreadlocks!!!
He was not even rasta or ate lots of spinach or hard-fibre vegies.
Maybe our shits have some unknown mysteries. That is why life is sometimes felt as a huge piece of shit.

He couldn't be bothered to get me some food or the painkillers from the doctor which is less than 100 yards away!! I waited 36 hours which is a long time when your just out of hospital!! And had to do it myself!!

Problem is i have pneumonia, and he hasnt cleaned up to the point where its dangerous, you couldnt prepare food in the kitchen without bleaching it. If i did try i might end up in the back of an ambulance!!

And to give you an idea he doesnt wash his hands after going to the bathroom.Would you want him making you a sandwich? The whole place needs disinfecting and him going basically.

Then i wil be able to get food, cook it safe and get well as fast as my body will recover!! You wouldn't believe what ive fallen into!!

I know theres pizza boxes in his room and other crap thats been there 2 months!! I'm surprised he hasnt died of filth because he damn near killed me.

A baby consumes only milk for a good portion of its start in life, yet diapers are filled with poo regularly. Did you think when you, an adult, consumed the same thing that there would be a different outcome? You probably never even gave it a thought before.

It all gives credence to that age old statement:

Poo happens!

this could go n for a while, think i'll 'pull up a stool'

Crap.

Crap.

or we could eliminate some of the posters?

Brill.

Indeed, for some, I do believe it does..... I have always found you a truly enlightened man, Len!!


And, Robbie.... thanks a lot!! I was just about to eat my dinner, mate!! Euuwww...

BTW.... I know of no woman on TV that likes to poke a cute lickle bear who loves honey...?? You mean "poo"??
Watch out, there's an Ambrose about.....

Ohhhh and.... have ya been ill?? Don't keep it to yerself, you should tell us when you're poorly, love!!


Nahhh, seriously.... hope you're better soon, ya bugger!!

I feel really SHITTY now.

Thanks thread starter.

cute.
thanks

You are what you eat??

Hey Alison!!!

Ken!!!!!!!! How fab to see ya, love.... Hope you are well??

Big hugs to ya..... always!!

What are you doing on the crap thread????

What are YOU doing on the crap thread????


Noone should be further from a crap thread than you, darling!!

I think it's an individual thing- some people are more full of crap than others.

Oh Robbie, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. What a tale and you tell it so humorously.

I'm sorry to hear you have pneumonia and that your nephew is so useless to you. Typical young people today they are totally spoilt and haven't a clue.

I hope things improve for you asap. At least you have a diversion in going on the net helps take your mind off things. Look after yourself and try get some real and healthy food into you and don't be crapping out of ye or at least get some decent crap out of ye. Sorry couldn't resist that last bit since we are on the subject Apologies..............