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A naked while in the bathroom skill using only one hand that I'm really proud of!

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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:15 AM CST
I can sit naked on the toilet. I open a drawer on the cabinet and get a bath towel. With one hand I can flip the towel over eight feet. As it sails gracefully through the air it opens out and the lower half will strike the glass on the shower, flipping the other half over the glass onto the shower wall.thumbs up
A real thing of beauty! One of two things of beauty, but I'm not going to mention the other. (
They need to make shower towels, eveyone with showers are having to use bath towels and we ain't got no bath,we got showers.dunno

dunno What! not the skill you expected?grin
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:17 AM CST
uhhh ooooo He's awake. uh oh! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

How do you come up with this stuff.rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:19 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
uhhh ooooo He's awake.

How do you come up with this stuff.





I quess I come up with this stuff while on the toilet......because at that time, I am rilly full of.....of......you know!blushing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:20 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I can sit naked on the toilet. I open a drawer on the cabinet and get a bath towel. With one hand I can flip the towel over eight feet. As it sails gracefully through the air it opens out and the lower half will strike the glass on the shower, flipping the other half over the glass onto the shower wall.
A real thing of beauty! One of two things of beauty, but I'm not going to mention the other. (
They need to make shower towels, eveyone with showers are having to use bath towels and we ain't got no bath,we got showers.

What! not the skill you expected?


Damn you're talented Len!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rolling eyes dunno laugh
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:25 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Damn you're talented Len!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




You think thats talented....yesterday morning.......I was in the shower bent over to get the soap and I grew a tail about two feet long in the crack of my butt.....I also made the shower spray hose that was hanging down vanish.grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:26 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
You think thats talented....yesterday morning.......I was in the shower bent over to get the soap and I grew a tail about two feet long in the crack of my butt.....I also made the shower spray hose that was hanging down vanish.



dropping jaw wow! uh oh!
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:27 AM CST
to much info rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:31 AM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
to much info


Now I did not say one thing about turning the water on and accidentally giving myself an enima. Opps!D'oh!
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:33 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Now I did not say one thing about turning the water on and accidentally giving myself an enima. Opps!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kare65
brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:34 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:35 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Now I did not say one thing about turning the water on and accidentally giving myself an enima. Opps!




WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY......too much information too much information too much information



D'oh!
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 7:36 AM CST

It weren't funny!.............it were coooold! I sat up on the shower wall by my towel for about ten minutes warming up.grin
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huntermom1964
Keokuk, Iowa USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 9:10 AM CST
you have a great sense of humor i don't get to the forums often but did enjoy your thread .... thanks for the laugh needed it bad today!!!!handshake conversing
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