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If everything is getting salmonilla in it.....I wonder if......

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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 8:11 PM CST
whats getting into the salmon...confused dunno ....vegetablanilla?


I think they are trying to scare us into loosing weight......or increase the sale of toilet paper.professor


No wonder they don't give a money back warranty on toilet paper......how would you like to get back rolls of used paper.barfing


When my cousin comes over I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom......he's a big butt hole!

Shower room not bath room......I just remembered I gots a shower.

confused Restroom?...?.....How can you rest with all the paper work to do.

I'm through thinking now!grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
whats getting into the salmon... ....vegetablanilla?I think they are trying to scare us into loosing weight......or increase the sale of toilet paper. No wonder they don't give a money back warranty on toilet paper......how would you like to get back rolls of used paper. When my cousin comes over I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom......he's a big butt hole!

Shower room not bath room......I just remembered I gots a shower.

Restroom?...?.....How can you rest with all the paper work to do.

I'm through thinking now!



First it was the oil companies....NOW the damn toiler paper companies are conspiring.....professor rolling eyes uh oh! D'oh!
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
whats getting into the salmon... ....vegetablanilla?I think they are trying to scare us into loosing weight......or increase the sale of toilet paper. No wonder they don't give a money back warranty on toilet paper......how would you like to get back rolls of used paper. When my cousin comes over I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom......he's a big butt hole!

Shower room not bath room......I just remembered I gots a shower.

Restroom?...?.....How can you rest with all the paper work to do.

I'm through thinking now!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing are you sure???
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 8:18 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
are you sure???






Now that I think about it......no!



Why do they perfume toilet paper.....my butt can't smell......and it ain't gonna smell good for long.dunno and flowers printed on the paper........I ain't looking at the paper when i go to the pot..........I got books to read.grin
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 8:19 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
whats getting into the salmon... ....vegetablanilla?I think they are trying to scare us into loosing weight......or increase the sale of toilet paper. No wonder they don't give a money back warranty on toilet paper......how would you like to get back rolls of used paper. When my cousin comes over I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom......he's a big butt hole!

Shower room not bath room......I just remembered I gots a shower.

Restroom?...?.....How can you rest with all the paper work to do.

I'm through thinking now!


I'd love to see you do stand up Len!

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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 8:22 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
I'd love to see you do stand up Len!


Thanks!



Another thing! I sit down when I pee. The doctor said I should......I think he doesn't want me to pick up anything heavy!rolling on the floor laughing
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HzChld
Somewhere in the middle, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Jun 11, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
whats getting into the salmon... ....vegetablanilla?I think they are trying to scare us into loosing weight......or increase the sale of toilet paper. No wonder they don't give a money back warranty on toilet paper......how would you like to get back rolls of used paper. When my cousin comes over I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom......he's a big butt hole!

Shower room not bath room......I just remembered I gots a shower.

Restroom?...?.....How can you rest with all the paper work to do.

I'm through thinking now!



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