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Steven's 5 laws on the chatroom!

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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:23 AM CST
1. Don't continually IM me...I will not answer. Hell, I don't even answer my own front door.

2. I will not supply ANYBODY with a visa for entry into the UK. You can however, marry me to gain admission.

3. If you act like an internet weirdo, you will be labelled one. I will not give out msm and yahoo messengers to 53 year old men with beards, calling themselves Daisy.

4. Insults about my father/mother/sister/brother/sleeping with dog do not bother me - It probably all true anyway.

5. Feel free to comment on my appearance when you put a profile picture up yourself.

6. (Yeah, I know I said 5) If the room has suddenly gone quiet...We are probably talking about you and not to you.


You guys know who you are!
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:29 AM CST
StevenSchwartz wrote:
1. Don't continually IM me...I will not answer. Hell, I don't even answer my own front door.

2. I will not supply ANYBODY with a visa for entry into the UK. You can however, marry me to gain admission.

3. If you act like an internet weirdo, you will be labelled one. I will not give out msm and yahoo messengers to 53 year old men with beards, calling themselves Daisy.

4. Insults about my father/mother/sister/brother/sleeping with dog do not bother me - It probably all true anyway.

5. Feel free to comment on my appearance when you put a profile picture up yourself.

6. (Yeah, I know I said 5) If the room has suddenly gone quiet...We are probably talking about you and not to you.You guys know who you are!



laugh rolling on the floor laughing does that ,mean you Will marry ANYBODY, not too picky eh- ....even Daisy??wink
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:29 AM CST
You crack me up..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Seriously thumbs up
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:35 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
You crack me up.. Seriously




dancing banana head banger cheering
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:41 AM CST
rolling eyes rolling eyes rolling eyes sticking out tongue
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:43 AM CST
Get bent.
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:44 AM CST
StevenSchwartz wrote:
Get bent.


Such a pleasant cheeky chap!!!

rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:46 AM CST
uh oh

im a major lawbreaker
rolling on the floor laughing

catch me if you can

super

i really just came in to see if its ok to eat stovies in the chatroom

confused
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:48 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
uh oh

im a major lawbreaker


catch me if you can


i really just came in to see if its ok to eat stovies in the chatroom



It's always OK to eat stovies on the chat room!
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:48 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
uh oh

im a major lawbreaker


catch me if you can



i really just came in to see if its ok to eat stovies in the chatroom


rolling on the floor laughing Hi Mindful hope you're well, you know you can have some of my stovies any time hun!!!!
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:50 AM CST
maybe if i was eatin a stovie in there and not abl to say much
i might actually be liked-


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing








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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
maybe if i was eatin a stovie in there and not abl to say much
i might actually be liked-



Awwww I like ya girl cheers hug
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
maybe if i was eatin a stovie in there and not abl to say much
i might actually be liked-



What would you like to say...

My standard comments are Yooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo, Coooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeee
What a weirdo, I'm a LAYDEE and "is it in yet?"
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
maybe if i was eatin a stovie in there and not abl to say much
i might actually be liked-



That's acutally a very fair point!
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