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Not only is life a b!tch

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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
but it is always having puppies


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

any other cheery sayings out there?
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:30 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
but it is always having puppies

any other cheery sayings out there?

Life is a POOP-Sandwich.
The more BREAD you've got,the less POOP you'll have to eat.dunno laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:32 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
but it is always having puppies

any other cheery sayings out there?


yeppers - for sure - my favourite is "theres nowt so queer as folk" grin
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
omg conrad
youve amazed and delighted me once again

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
omg conrad
youve amazed and delighted me once again
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave !!!!
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:37 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
omg conrad
youve amazed and delighted me once again
Wasn't going to say the "S"-Word though. scold rolling on the floor laughing
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
very nice

besides i love the word poop

its funny

i like words read the same forward and backward


dunno

<<<not normallaugh
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2catchastar
Corning, New York USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 3:42 PM CST
One close to the life is a bitch, kind of a spin off my saying from time to time anyway is.
Lifes a beach and then you drown
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 4:00 PM CST
a friend in need is a





























pain in the ass!rolling on the floor laughing
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
bump

since im feeling shot in the foot

please help depress me further

appreciate it


rolling eyes
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:35 PM CST
jampet wrote:
a friend in need is a pain in the ass!

hahaah!! laugh

Welcome Back! applause hug
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
bump

since im feeling shot in the foot

please help depress me further

appreciate it


haha silleee gurrrl..

::grabs MFs cheeks and makes them smile:::
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gongman
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
any other cheery sayings out there?

How about "As one door shuts another one closes"
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
bump

since im feeling shot in the foot

please help depress me further

appreciate it
Life is never SOOO bad,that it can't get WORSE!!!professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

That fit the Bill?grin
Hi MF!!!wave
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
How's about.... "he could have an argument about the skin on custard"!!

An old north England saying. grin
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:48 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
but it is always having puppies

any other cheery sayings out there?


And then you die..dunno
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:50 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Wasn't going to say the "S"-Word though.





Chicken shit!!...hmmm oops, I said it!!
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:51 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Life is never SOOO bad,that it can't get WORSE!!!

That fit the Bill?
Hi MF!!!


hi conrad

im just a lil blue
put my foot in it
need to wait not rush in and amed
its scary to wait

unresolved issues are my worst thing


sigh


i know its better to sit with this one
its maybe a dealbreaker but dang alot of stuff comes up

<<<still waiting to graduate

D'oh!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:51 PM CST
where there'a a will....there's many people fighting over it!!
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 5:52 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
How's about.... "he could have an argument about the skin on custard"!!

An old north England saying.


i have a mouth big as the lincoln tunnel and it never closes and there may have been an horrible accident in thereD'oh!
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