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Alright, This should be a rather interesting thing to post on this website so here we go.


WELCOME TO THE VENDING MACHINE GAME!!!



The rules:

1: Anything can go into the vending machine.

2: Anything can come out the vending machine.

3: Nothing to offensive please.



How to play:

The starting of the game is nothing more than addputting something in the machine which I will initiate.

The next people will post what you get out of the machine and will put something of their own.

No Quoting please, It adds to the comedy the more unrelated things are.


Here is an Example:






Happy vending.

Inserts a .50 cal bullet.

Inserts a condom

Got a tampon WTF

inserts a lifetime worth of research



and gets scepticism

You're not supposed to reply to yourself but this could work too.



Inserts a full metal Jacket DVD

hahaha -ok

and gets an Osmonds one in return

Don't forget to add something of your own.

inserts a copy of the kama sutra

so I get the copy

and I insert an ironing manual

You receive a bar of Iron.


Inserts a flower.

I love Ironing

so inserts a finger

I get a bee sting (from flower)


I insert my cell phone

You get a signed copy of Cats the Play


Inserts a drama student.

inserts a certain amout of scepticism


and gets..................

You get Christianity


Inserts the complete works of L. Ron Hubbard.

Out pops a tiny alien!

Inserts a copy of the Koran

and gets the book on Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus



Inserts a snickers

oh I do hope that wasnt meant for me - cos I will never ever ever get Christianity - or anyother form of organised religion - Im the friendly CS Atheist

so, Trisha rejects Christianity........

inserts emotional intelligence


and gives the comlete works of Michael Moorcock..........

You get A copy of the You tube video Bro Rape.


Inserts a live goose.

Gets pate!


Inserts a piece of bubble gum