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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:24 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Alright, This should be a rather interesting thing to post on this website so here we go.


WELCOME TO THE VENDING MACHINE GAME!!!



The rules:

1: Anything can go into the vending machine.

2: Anything can come out the vending machine.

3: Nothing to offensive please.



How to play:

The starting of the game is nothing more than addputting something in the machine which I will initiate.

The next people will post what you get out of the machine and will put something of their own.

No Quoting please, It adds to the comedy the more unrelated things are.


Here is an Example:

personA: Inserts a Feline into the machine.



personB: You get a cupcake

Inserts a crayon.


Happy vending.
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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:26 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Inserts a .50 cal bullet.
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jimbhoy Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:28 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Inserts a condom

Got a tampon WTFrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:34 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
jimbhoy: Inserts a condom

Got a tampon WTF


inserts a lifetime worth of research



and gets scepticism rolling on the floor laughing
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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:36 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
You're not supposed to reply to yourself but this could work too.



Inserts a full metal Jacket DVD
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trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:39 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Orenji: You're not supposed to reply to yourself but this could work too.
Inserts a full metal Jacket DVD


hahaha -ok thumbs up

and gets an Osmonds one in return laugh
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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:40 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
trish123: hahaha -ok

and gets an Osmonds one in return



Don't forget to add something of your own.
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jampet wexford, Westmeath Ireland
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:41 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
inserts a copy of the kama sutra
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dragonfly88 valencia, Valenciana Spain
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:49 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
jampet: inserts a copy of the kama sutra


so I get the copy

and I insert an ironing manual
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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:50 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
You receive a bar of Iron.


Inserts a flower.
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jimbhoy Hamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:50 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
I love Ironing

so inserts a fingerwink wink
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DaisyChick Portland, Oregon USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:52 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
I get a bee sting (from flower)


I insert my cell phone
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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:06 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
You get a signed copy of Cats the Play


Inserts a drama student.
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trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:08 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Orenji: Don't forget to add something of your own.



inserts a certain amout of scepticism


and gets..................
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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:11 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
You get Christianity


Inserts the complete works of L. Ron Hubbard.
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:15 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Out pops a tiny alien!

Inserts a copy of the Koran
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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:16 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
and gets the book on Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus



Inserts a snickers
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trish123 Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:16 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
Orenji: You get ChristianityInserts the complete works of L. Ron Hubbard.



rolling on the floor laughing oh I do hope that wasnt meant for me - cos I will never ever ever get Christianity - or anyother form of organised religion - Im the friendly CS Atheist laugh

so, Trisha rejects Christianity........

inserts emotional intelligence


and gives the comlete works of Michael Moorcock..........


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Orenji Pensacola, Florida USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:21 PM CST : The vending Machine game.
You get A copy of the You tube video Bro Rape.


Inserts a live goose.
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Justme4uok Northern CA, California USA
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:22 PM CST : The vending Machine game.


Gets pate!


Inserts a piece of bubble gum
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