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15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

I found these on the 'net' and thought they were neat and interesting.

**My answers to your very interesting questions!

1. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
**Because even dogs enjoy fresh air.
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
**There is a legal arguement that says he own the air above it to infinity. So suspect that if one reverses it....and heads down....the answer is yes.
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
**Male Rulebook Regulation No.2001 Section 4 Paragrpah 88 states:
Standing a near a woman while she makes her face with makeup is
the fastest way known to end relationships. For the question of
"How do I look in this outfit?" Will soon arise. So abiding these rule for men, I have not made understanding to why this phenomnea occurs.
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your @rse?
**Because what is going on at the top of a organization will surely work its way to the bottom.
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
**Well it is better than to have Bob stand and hold up a empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
**If you were a froozen turkey, all plucked and ready for Thanksgiving diner.....would you want to be in the light? Have some modesty pleace!
7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
**To give the consumer the idea he is ageless when he/she drinks it
8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
**To give the consumer a reason to buy a new toaster
9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
**The French need a course in romance if it not.
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
** The first milkman
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
** Finer Quality China

12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
**Micheal Jackson does
13. What do you call male ballerinas?
**Guys in tights (reminding me of the take off of Robin Hood....where his band of merry men sang that infamous song.....Men in Tights
14. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
**Because with out it, he would be broker than you.
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
** not going there...see the Micheal Jackson answer
16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
** No, baby oil is made from recycled McDonald's french fry greese.
To market it, the figured it was better to change its name from
recycled french fry greese to baby oil.
17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
** seeing is believing and touching is color coding
18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

I found these on the 'net' and thought they were neat and interesting.

1. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your @rse?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

13. What do you call male ballerinas?

14. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

16. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

People do that with hot plates too?

My children were brilliant at that, so my theory is, 'If you want something doing, ask your children not to do it'

Perfect, I get everything done, peeling onions, I told them that if they stuck a spoon in their mouths, it stops their eyes from watering, little do they know it kept them quiet for ,many years, until they sussed me out.

Brilliant, another one,

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Why does glue never stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why does bubble bath come in all different colours, yet when we add it to the water, all the bubbles turn white?

Brilliant, another one,

You ladies are going to be a real test for Conrad and myself today! But again my answers

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

**Who knew that you could follow a d with y? Did they ever teach that in any English class that you took?

Why does glue never stick to the inside of the bottle?

** Glue until dispensed has a non binding agreement with the bottle.
The agreement once dispensed is broken.....so the glue now feels totally free to stick your fingers together.

Why does bubble bath come in all different colours, yet when we add it to the water, all the bubbles turn white?

13. What do you call male ballerinas?

How about "BALLERINOS"?