Posted: Jun 14, 2008, 10:48 PM CST
Ok. I'll bite.
I've read a few of your posts and, although disturbing, they offer an interesting mindset.
THIS, is what i'd do....
"oh,
Um, am i early?"
"Is the newspaper outside? I'll have a smoke, and then i'll come back,
and things will be back to normal. Ok?"
"and just in case this is a dream, when i come back, um,
can we talk about my raise?"