Posted: Jun 16, 2008, 1:06 AM CST
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.
Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
Anyone else care to contribute to the list?
Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.