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marriage... Before and after

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marriage... Before and after

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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 16, 2008, 1:06 AM CST
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before - She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.


Anyone else care to contribute to the list?

Before - Oysters.
After - Fishsticks.


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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 16, 2008, 1:24 AM CST
Before - He's lost without me.
After - Why can't he ask for directions?
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DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jun 16, 2008, 1:30 AM CST
Before- Poppin the cherry

After- Poppin the zit

(Sorry, couldn't resist)
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