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The Best Present. Slightly offensive, Sorry Ladies

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Dreamer82
Wahiawa, Hawaii USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:12 AM CST

Question:

How does a man know when his marriage really sucks?

Answer:

When the best present his wife could give him is a divorce.rolling on the floor laughing
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hunter1112
helena, Ohio USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:16 AM CST
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
Dreamer82 wrote:
Question:

How does a man know when his marriage really sucks?

Answer:

When the best present his wife could give him is a divorce.



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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:17 AM CST
Dreamer82 wrote:
Question:

How does a man know when his marriage really sucks?

Answer:

When the best present his wife could give him is a divorce.


Only if he is stupid to stick around that long...wink


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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:18 AM CST
Dreamer82 wrote:
Question:

How does a man know when his marriage really sucks?

Answer:

When the best present his wife could give him is a divorce.



Actually, if it still "sucks", it ain't all that bad..devil


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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:23 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Actually, if it still "sucks", it ain't all that bad..


If he says it like that, the warranty only lasts a year.
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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
muppetkiller wrote:
If he says it like that, the warranty only lasts a year.


"sometimes", one year is enough....... Especially when one only asks for 30 short days..wink


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Dreamer82
Wahiawa, Hawaii USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 4:20 PM CST

Good point.
HJFinAZ wrote:
"sometimes", one year is enough....... Especially when one only asks for 30 short days..
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 4:26 PM CST
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Charli15695
Dallas, Texas USA
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 4:29 PM CST
I knew you were off my christmas card list for a reason! scold christmas sad


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