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MY TURTLE...

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MY TURTLE...

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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
My turtle just died....can you please send me a new one??...failing that, a flower will do....


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Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:34 AM CST
Sorry about your turtle.......what kind of turtle did you have?
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:35 AM CST
Same kind as Saskia50 had.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:37 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Same kind as Saskia50 had.....



Well ya know turtles cause salmanella...So you're probably MUCH better off!!!!!!!!!!!


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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:39 AM CST
I'm just thinking what kind of pet I can replace it with??....maybe a salmon.....
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Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:39 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Same kind as Saskia50 had.....


Girls have store bought turtles.....boys find theirs later.



Did your turtle hide it head in cold weather?
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:41 AM CST
Not really....but it disappeared when swimming in cold water!!!.....help
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Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:41 AM CST
Most mens turtles don't die until a man is real old. I hope you didn't mistreat your turtle and kill it.
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:43 AM CST
Well, frankly I thought my turtle would outlive me....thank's everyone for the flowers....
I didn't realise the passing of my turtle would elicit such an outpouring of sympathy....obviously a lot of animal lovers here....


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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 17, 2008, 8:48 AM CST
Or just for men with turtle (necks) sticking out tongue
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