Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 7:49 AM CST
when males are born, they are given a certain amount of tears. This is based upon family history of pain and suffering. This allotment is for their lifetime, and it never changes.
Females are not trated the same way, as they are given an endless supply of tears.
So, it becomes somewhat imperative that men release these tears with a certain amount of discretion.
Yes, when a woman leaves you for a younger man, you feel bad! Sure, watching an old lady get run over by a bus, while crossing the street, is a sad occurance. And you may feel the need to shed a tear as you watch your daughter walk down the isle in marriage!
But if men just allowed these tears to fall everytime sometime terrible happens, WE WOULD BE OUT OF TEARS WHEN OUT TEAM LOOSES THE SUPER BOWL!! Yes, we must conserve these tears to share at the MOST appropriate times!!