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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
Ok girls...got to go do my pole dance routine at Fat's.....
please remember....slip the euros down the BACK of my boxers, not the FRONT....please...not much room there...

...ta da!!!


dancing banana wave wave


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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:06 PM CST
oslojente wrote:
There you go!!!! Have FUN!!!!!!!



Non wonder we can't get any dates....rolling eyes dunno giggle
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:06 PM CST
gorgeous4_u wrote:
Not got one. I went for a nice Chinese meal and back home now, and feeling gr8 tonight, must be the glass of wine hahaha


Glad to hear you are doing well Suzy!!!wave hug
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:07 PM CST
I plan on walking 8 miles on the beach later tonight. Other than that, I will stare at Shelley's behind the rest of the night!!!!dancing banana
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:07 PM CST
I luuuurve that pic!!!!.....a screamer!!!...I think I'm gonna thing a thong about it.....


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dancing banana


Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Non wonder we can't get any dates....
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
I plan on walking 8 miles on the beach later tonight. Other than that, I will stare at Shelley's behind the rest of the night!!!!



shimmy shamrock batting eyelashes
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:22 PM CST

Shake it baby!!hug
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:23 PM CST
I will be going out to enjoy the great weather
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:23 PM CST
could u mail on the thong please grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:25 PM CST
paddy1 wrote:
could u mail on the thong please



What's wrong...You don't have your beer goggles on tonight?????????



nerd here's to you nerd rolling on the floor laughing
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:29 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
What's wrong...You don't have your beer goggles on tonight?????????




rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:31 PM CST

Oslo...giving Shelley a run for her money!!!dancing banana
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Oslo...giving Shelley a run for her money!!!



I know the big ho!!!!!!!!!!!




























rolling eyes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dunno
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Galactic_bodhi
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
I'm@work, therefore, I'm here to annoy you, cath. sticking out tongue

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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I know the big ho!!!!!!!!!!!


Could you imagine the 2 of you standing on a street corner???wow!
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
Funny how all the IMs stopped... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Think I might pop down to Fat Harrys... grin rolling on the floor laughing
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:35 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
You don't have your beer goggles on tonight


i do the wow! effect has got the better of them.....laugh
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
oslojente wrote:
I'm just puzzled of the amount of same people that are here every evening...

It's friday night, summer, get out, meet real people, don't be stuck inside on the net...
There's a whole REAL world out there!!!!

I know I wouldn't be at home if I had a choice...
I'm at home because of the lack of a babysitter...What's your excuse???


I am old and senile and nobody loves me.....crying


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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
oslojente wrote:
Funny how all the IMs stopped... Think I might pop down to Fat Harrys...



Well I'm comin with...You work one side of the pole and I'll work the other!!!!!!!!!!!



professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Galactic_bodhi
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:39 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Well I'm comin with...You work one side of the pole and I'll work the other!!!!!!!!!!!


That might take two poles, dearies...sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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