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What's your excuse???

Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:39 PM CST
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:40 PM CST
And, it is only 3:30 PM here in AZ. I have a meeting at my house at 7, everyone should be gone by 9. That is the time to go "play" on the glof course..devil
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:42 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
That might take two poles, dearies...




Poles...on each side of them room then so we don't collide....I heard Harry was willin to pay us a good buck!!!!!!!!





professor shimmy rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:43 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Poles...on each side of them room then so we don't collide....I heard Harry was willin to pay us a good buck!!!!!!!!





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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:43 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I am old and senile and nobody loves me.....



comfort
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Galactic_bodhi
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:44 PM CST

God, there for a minute I thought you meant me...

Goes and plays Quiddich now...uh oh!
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:47 PM CST
There is a special "trick" known to only a few select men. We wait until 10:00PM to hit the saloon. By then, the other guys have loaded the chicks (and themselves) with booze, made them sexually uninhibited. The guys are already to drunk to do any "good" for these hot babes...devil



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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:47 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
God, there for a minute I thought you meant me...

Goes and plays Quiddich now...





comfort Have fun, HP!! grin
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:48 PM CST
Some, are sicker than others....wink


uh oh!



motorcycle Outta here..grin
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:48 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
There is a special "trick" known to only a few select men. We wait until 10:00PM to hit the saloon. By then, the other guys have loaded the chicks (and themselves) with booze, made them sexually uninhibited. The guys are already to drunk to do any "good" for these hot babes...


thumbs up
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
There is a special "trick" known to only a few select men. We wait until 10:00PM to hit the saloon. By then, the other guys have loaded the chicks (and themselves) with booze, made them sexually uninhibited. The guys are already to drunk to do any "good" for these hot babes...


hahaha! thats a great idea.. I can see how that would work laugh
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:51 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
There is a special "trick" known to only a few select men. We wait until 10:00PM to hit the saloon. By then, the other guys have loaded the chicks (and themselves) with booze, made them sexually uninhibited. The guys are already to drunk to do any "good" for these hot babes...


don't give away all our nerdy secrets nerd typing
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 5:54 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahaha! thats a great idea.. I can see how that would work


On rare occasion, some little hottie from another country (we will use the U.K. as an example) will show up in Las Vegas. A few drinks in a 24 hour town and they get shown the "American way"......wink

Thankfully, it is a very short drive between Phoenix and Las Vegas, even for senile old men..devil
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 6:20 PM CST
Karaoke hasn't started yet!!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
On rare occasion, some little hottie from another country (we will use the U.K. as an example) will show up in Las Vegas. A few drinks in a 24 hour town and they get shown the "American way"......

Thankfully, it is a very short drive between Phoenix and Las Vegas, even for senile old men..


hahaha! laugh
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 6:22 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Karaoke hasn't started yet!!


well ship u hum it and i'll play it laugh
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woody636
Elgin, Illinois USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 6:29 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Karaoke hasn't started yet!!



Thats mainly why I stay in on Fridays. Seems like thats all they do at the gin mills around here. Don't want to listen to bad singing while I'm enjoying my beer!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
karaoke isn't about good singing....it's about just having a good time!!thumbs up
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Dublin personals
jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 7:08 PM CST
oslojente wrote:
I'm just puzzled of the amount of same people that are here every evening...

It's friday night, summer, get out, meet real people, don't be stuck inside on the net...
There's a whole REAL world out there!!!!

I know I wouldn't be at home if I had a choice...
I'm at home because of the lack of a babysitter...What's your excuse???


Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie wont let me out the doorwink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 20, 2008, 8:18 PM CST
paddy1 wrote:
don't give away all our nerdy secrets


No worries, the guys that have yet to hit the saloon (Pub) and are still here are simply looking at all the "Hot Babes" and getting ready to head for a cold shower...rolling on the floor laughing


devil
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