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Vodka




oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 4:58 AM CST
Who knew?!!!!


1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses,
simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,
scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face
as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka
and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka
and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth
to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor,
wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect
and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.






And silly me!
I've only been drinking the stuff.
drinking
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 4:59 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

another good one
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 4:59 AM CST
A Russian all in one .....rolling on the floor laughing
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 5:02 AM CST
13 Vodka will disinfect
and alleviate a jellyfish sting.


So will piss so drink the vodka and wait til you need the toiletrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 5:05 AM CST
haha very good.. no offence but I wouldn't be wasting it on that stuff..

Oo maybe the mouthwash.


laugh
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 5:33 AM CST
Can be distilled from allmost anything......Potatoes have been told the best????
Numbs the brain.....better than pills they say?

rolling on the floor laughing
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:45 AM CST
the more wod ka u drink the less brain cells u have drinking
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 6:56 AM CST
So is that your poison Pad?
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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 7:05 AM CST
aaa so thats why i keep forgetting my name in the morning time D'oh! grin
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 7:08 AM CST
Those damn potatoe peelings???D'oh!

Never mind fresh orange juice thatll fix it one litregrin
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 7:59 AM CST
if oceans were made of vodka and i were a duck.......i would swim to the bottom and never come upcheers wine here's to you drinking
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cutypie
auckland New Zealand
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 8:03 AM CST
Well what a way to go out.........rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
laugh wine wave
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