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Idiot Quote of the Century:

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:45 PM CST
Never forget your razor!
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
We're not defensive. We're chippy.

Everyone loves everyone else. Really.




It's a freakin' LOVEFEST ON CS! applause smitten applause
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:57 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Never forget your razor!


Hiya Len - did not get to return the hello in the other thread. tip hat
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:07 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
It's a freakin' LOVEFEST ON CS!
Now that's the idiot quote of the century!

Keeping in mind the century is young. giggle
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:07 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Now that's the idiot quote of the century!

Keeping in mind the century is young.
applause
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:13 PM CST
sweetowen wrote:
Gosh there's such defensiveness around here... I'm outta here. Bye all! Have a great evening!


NO, NO, NO, NO Sweet Owen...... DO NOT leave.......crying

SO, you like the sun and like to be whined & dined.....grin Come to AZ my sweet, I will prepare a lavish dinner for two and uncork a fine bottle of Gallo Port for the..wink

Then we can go play on the golf course out back....devil
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sweetowen
Hershey, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:47 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
NO, NO, NO, NO Sweet Owen...... DO NOT leave.......

SO, you like the sun and like to be whined & dined..... Come to AZ my sweet, I will prepare a lavish dinner for two and uncork a fine bottle of Gallo Port for the..

Then we can go play on the golf course out back....


What an offer! I just meant that it was time for me to leave work & I have no computer at home. So I was gone for the night. grin
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metalartist989
Midland USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:53 AM CST
gingerb wrote:
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
Ronald Reagan


Yes, just as president Ronald Reagan said in 1981. "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do," he opined. A little later, environmental scientists ruefully confirmed he was partially right. In hot weather, trees release volatile organic hydrocarbons including terpenes and isoprenes - two molecules linked to photochemical smog. In very hot weather, the production of these begins to accelerate.

America's Great Smoky Mountains are supposed to take their name from the photochemical smog released by millions of hectares of hardwoods.

This week Natural Environment Research Council scientists warned that as summer temperatures rise in the UK, the isoprene output from trees could make a small but noticeable contribution to human discomfort. Isoprene serves as a catalyst, driving the rate at which sunlight breaks down oxides of nitrogen - mostly from agriculture and cars - to produce atmospheric ozone.

Ozone is a triple molecule of oxygen. High in the stratosphere it is a godsend, screening out cancer-causing ultraviolet radiation. But in the lower atmosphere it is a toxin: it causes stinging eyes, prickling nostrils and aggravates severe respiratory problems. Statisticians calculate that in August 2003 - the long hot summer that caused an estimated 20,000 deaths in western Europe - more than 500 British deaths could be attributed to ozone pollution.

But the experts say the trees alone are not the problem. The real villain is the motor car. Trees soak up carbon dioxide, and respire oxygen, doing far more good than harm. And finally, as one forester observed: why worry about a few harmful natural chemicals? In a truly antiseptic world we would all be dead.


...I got this from an article I found from 2004...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2004/may/13/thisweekssciencequestions3

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 3:49 PM CST
metalartist989 wrote:
Yes, just as president Ronald Reagan said in 1981. "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do," he opined. A little later, environmental scientists ruefully confirmed he was partially right. In hot weather, trees release volatile organic hydrocarbons including terpenes and isoprenes - two molecules linked to photochemical smog. In very hot weather, the production of these begins to accelerate.

America's Great Smoky Mountains are supposed to take their name from the photochemical smog released by millions of hectares of hardwoods.

This week Natural Environment Research Council scientists warned that as summer temperatures rise in the UK, the isoprene output from trees could make a small but noticeable contribution to human discomfort. Isoprene serves as a catalyst, driving the rate at which sunlight breaks down oxides of nitrogen - mostly from agriculture and cars - to produce atmospheric ozone.

Ozone is a triple molecule of oxygen. High in the stratosphere it is a godsend, screening out cancer-causing ultraviolet radiation. But in the lower atmosphere it is a toxin: it causes stinging eyes, prickling nostrils and aggravates severe respiratory problems. Statisticians calculate that in August 2003 - the long hot summer that caused an estimated 20,000 deaths in western Europe - more than 500 British deaths could be attributed to ozone pollution.

But the experts say the trees alone are not the problem. The real villain is the motor car. Trees soak up carbon dioxide, and respire oxygen, doing far more good than harm. And finally, as one forester observed: why worry about a few harmful natural chemicals? In a truly antiseptic world we would all be dead....I got this from an article I found from 2004...


Very interesting!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2004/may/13/thisweekssciencequestions3
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:07 PM CST
sweetowen wrote:
What an offer! I just meant that it was time for me to leave work & I have no computer at home. So I was gone for the night.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I love it....
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keena20
altamonte springs, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 11:47 PM CST
i am not that stupid i know that all politicians lie every last one of them i kno things will not get better anytime soon no matter who takes over i kno that the children will still be fighting this war and mayb even their children i just dont like the fact that obama is always being ragged on...........and it does offend me because i too am an african american i know that everyone says dumb stuff but no one ever mentions what anyone else says its always got to be about what "obama" said so next time mayb you will think about posting some of the things that these other politicians say blah blah blah have a great daybuddies
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keena20
altamonte springs, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 11:49 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Why is that hate????


it means dont be mad in a sarcastic way
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 11:53 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
It was just an email I was sent & I thought it to be funny. If I am wrong, I am wrong... Please spank me...


I don't care if it was a mis quote...... made me laugh!
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
keena20 wrote:
i am not that stupid i know that all politicians lie every last one of them i kno things will not get better anytime soon no matter who takes over i kno that the children will still be fighting this war and mayb even their children i just dont like the fact that obama is always being ragged on...........and it does offend me because i too am an african american i know that everyone says dumb stuff but no one ever mentions what anyone else says its always got to be about what "obama" said so next time mayb you will think about posting some of the things that these other politicians say have a great day



D'oh! My dear lady..... This was a joke being sent around in emails. Learn to play by the rules..

Rule 1... Don't take life so seriously. it ain't permanent.

Plenty has been posted about politicians in general and this is NOT a shot about African Americans. Get over it..wink
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Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
My dear lady..... This was a joke being sent around in emails. Learn to play by the rules..

Rule 1... Don't take life so seriously. it ain't permanent.

Plenty has been posted about politicians in general and this is NOT a shot about African Americans. Get over it..


thumbs up You got that right!!!thumbs up
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 12:26 AM CST
This is not a stupid quote, but it's my favorite.....
In Honor of George Carlin:

Fighting for Peace is like screwing for virginity. innocent
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 4:06 AM CST
"It is white."


George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London



Such a profound presidential statement!!!!!!!!!!!





professor rolling eyes dunno uh oh! grin
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horselady5
Cincinnati, Ohio, Iowa USA
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
I watched a news clip of President Bush as he stumbled and tried to answer a question by a Native American news reporter over what Sovereignty was.

After being asked about Indian tribal sovereignty issues, President Bush so fully flubbed his response that journalists in the room began laughing at him.


This is how he answered that question.

President Bush made the following statement: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —President Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004


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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 6, 2008, 4:28 AM CST
horselady5 wrote:
I watched a news clip of President Bush as he stumbled and tried to answer a question by a Native American news reporter over what Sovereignty was.

After being asked about Indian tribal sovereignty issues, President Bush so fully flubbed his response that journalists in the room began laughing at him. This is how he answered that question.

President Bush made the following statement: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —President Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004




idea light bulb giggle



And that's what it takes to be president!!!!!!!!!!!!


professor
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