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To save the country!

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To save the country!

Posted: Jun 21, 2008, 11:52 PM CST
The young pretty queen called the last four men in the land to the royal palace.

They stand before her and she explains that the men of the land were dying of a strange spell put on the land by a witch.

To save the kingdom she must have sex with the last four men in order to continue the royal bloodline and break the evil spell.

She has a bed set up in the room and motions for the first man to come.

She remove her clothes and they have sex.

She then stands up and says to the youngest man of the group,

"Come forth young man."

He starts to cry. She asked what was wrong.

He says,"I have fail my Queen and my homeland.

You commanded me to come forth and I got excited and came third"

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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
I want to be a queen. Nice work if you can get it!

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P.S. Brings a whole new meaning to the term of being "subjected" to sexual harrassment
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 3:34 AM CST
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WhatUwish4
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 6:10 AM CST
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 6:15 AM CST
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 6:23 AM CST


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hey darlynda- how did it go last night??grin
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Seuss
Paola, Kansas USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:10 PM CST
Hello;
Are you into the Renissance. Have you heard of the organization called SCA, stands for Society For Creative Achronism. How sad, that she feels as if she needs to have sex, just to save a country.


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