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Thomas the tank engine




oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 7:15 AM CST



A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't Use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want You to Use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed Playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us Today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen.'
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 11:57 AM CST
another good one Oslo


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 12:01 PM CST
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wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 12:02 PM CST
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 12:18 PM CST
good one, my grandkids love Thomas. Everyone thinks she is a boy since she wants everything in Thomas.
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Lillym
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 1:37 PM CST
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Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:17 PM CST
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Concord, North Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:28 PM CST
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 2:33 PM CST
Interesting pic you got here, Oslo!! Makes me think perhaps we should re-open the hot-tub again??
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:04 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Interesting pic you got here, Oslo!! Makes me think perhaps we should re-open the hot-tub again??




With the steam and all??dunno




Hic!wine
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:11 PM CST
oslojente wrote:
With the steam and all??

Hic!


As long as there's no sooooo much steam, we can't see to pour the wine, eh??!
uh oh!

BTW...... what did you think of my go-kart idea?? Worth a try?? dunno

wine Hic!!
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
As long as there's no sooooo much steam, we can't see to pour the wine, eh??!


BTW...... what did you think of my go-kart idea?? Worth a try??

Hic!!



But will it fit down the cellar stairs???


wine



Could be fun trying maybe...laugh
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agman
Eagle, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 5:10 PM CST
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Clever little boy.
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 2:40 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
But will it fit down the cellar stairs???
Could be fun trying maybe...


It is only just narrow enough, putting the final touches to it this afternoon and then gonna give it a try.....

After all, speed is of the essence, yeah?? A & E have told me NOT come come back YET again, so this HAS to work!!

I need both hands to operate it so I guess I'll have to hold the corkscrew between my teeth.....
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Wish me luck??!! wine Hic!!

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paddy1
limerick, Limerick Ireland
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
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