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Come cheer me up thread

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 8:05 PM CST
Don't know about you Mair, but this thread certainly did me some good! rolling on the floor laughing

I know my neighbors think I'm insane sitting over hear laughing to myself. And no TV going even! grin
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 8:09 PM CST
Here's a good one I just got in my email.


Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
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Guitarstrings
Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 9:32 PM CST


I used to be indecisive ~ Now I'm not sure.

cheers
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 9:39 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Here's a good one I just got in my email.Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"


laugh rolling on the floor laughing

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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 9:40 PM CST
Mair...I hope you feel better....hug
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 9:58 PM CST
omygosh alabama that was hilarious
laugh

i been admiring and envying you all day w/ that BABY!!!




i laff by myself in this room often

i mean when im on CS of courseprofessor


and pili getting kicked out of YOUR thread

highlight of my CS tenure
i musta been realllllly baddevil

yay 4 me

((i can say and wear and emoticon whatever i want cuz youre asleep neener neener))
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 9:59 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
omygosh alabama that was hilarious


i been admiring and envying you all day w/ that BABY!!!

i laff by myself in this room often

i mean when im on CS of course and pili getting kicked out of YOUR thread

highlight of my CS tenure
i musta been realllllly bad

yay 4 me

((i can say and wear and emoticon whatever i want cuz youre asleep neener neener))


Put the bikini back on please???
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 10:00 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Mair...I hope you feel better....


do i look like a tart MB? i dont think i look like a tart?!dunno

if shaming other women that happen to be glorious and resplendant
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

cheers her up then i am glad to have aided her in her time of need


help

SAAAAlute!
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Posted: Jun 22, 2008, 10:02 PM CST
mbcasey wrote:
Put the bikini back on please???


jes look at me

innocent like a lamb...
<<<<<

its on my profile
i couldnt bear to have to look at it anymorerolling on the floor laughing
i cant believe no one wrote and told me in the forumsize foto
it looked like im wearin giant earrings and ya cant tell there is a towel

i already complained to claayer about it

how could she???


rolling on the floor laughing
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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 4:29 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Here's a good one I just got in my email.Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"


See with jokes like this is it a wonder I'm still singlerolling on the floor laughing

Actually when i hear my married friends moaning i remember why i got divorced grin
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 4:31 AM CST
You seem to have this inkredible talent for attracting 18 year-olds who still want to be breast-fed....amazing....


confused dunno


Claayer wrote:
My new pic has brought me a heaps of mail from 18yr olds..

its working!NOT!
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 4:33 AM CST
Wot's buggin' ya huh??...


crying confused


PILIPALA wrote:
See with jokes like this is it a wonder I'm still single

Actually when i hear my married friends moaning i remember why i got divorced
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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Wot's buggin' ya huh??...



Nothing I was watching something on the TV and it made me laugh as it what i say to my friends. Great you do wonders for my love life when they arguing or moaning about their partners.

On the TV it was saying 75% of single women were put off getting into a relationship by their Married/partnered friends
rolling on the floor laughing




And nothing bugging me its just me sorryrolling on the floor laughing
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 4:58 AM CST
PILIPALA wrote:
Nothing I was watching something on the TV and it made me laugh as it what i say to my friends. Great you do wonders for my love life when they arguing or moaning about their partners.

On the TV it was saying 75% of single women were put off getting into a relationship by their Married/partnered friends


And nothing bugging me its just me sorry



Know that feelingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

think I have said this before, when I am feeling low I put
Stupid Girls video on by Pink, it cheers me up no endapplause applause
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:07 AM CST
Ya, know wot u mean....when I'm down, I just work....easy to do because I work from home....keep busy.....is that a guy-thing??....dunno..


DizzyDi wrote:
Know that feeling

think I have said this before, when I am feeling low I put
Stupid Girls video on by Pink, it cheers me up no end
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:25 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Here's a good one I just got in my email.Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancee got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"


Ohh bloody hell... that brings it all back, thanks a lot!!! rolling eyes

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:32 AM CST
mindfful wrote:
omygosh alabama that was hilarious


hahahah! yeah it was laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:33 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
You seem to have this inkredible talent for attracting 18 year-olds who still want to be breast-fed....amazing....


laugh laugh

I've changed the pic now.. it wasn't very 'me' laugh
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:38 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Ya, know wot u mean....when I'm down, I just work....easy to do because I work from home....keep busy.....is that a guy-thing??....dunno..



no I don't think it is a guy thing, I love keeping busy, even do the housework frustrated rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:47 AM CST
Exactly....I LOVE doing the housework...cleaning, vacuuming, and my speciality - washing my stone floors.....it's so friggin' therapeutic....as long as you keep it to once a month....


laugh

...seriously, if I don't get some help here soon, I'm going to choke to death on dustballs....

kof kof...


DizzyDi wrote:
no I don't think it is a guy thing, I love keeping busy, even do the housework
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