tips to understanding women:

Alan_50501
fort dodge, Iowa USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:07 AM CST

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.

3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically

Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:30 AM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.

3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

For the next 2 weeks??? You mean...... for LIFE??!!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:30 AM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.

3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:31 AM CST

roseofsharon wrote:

For the next 2 weeks??? You mean...... for LIFE??!!

hahaha

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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:52 AM CST

GOOD ONE ALAN

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djerba
Kenilworth, Cape Town South Africa

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:08 AM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.

3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

Exactly, they often like nice opening lines rather than truth. i understand why they drive crazy about liars

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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:14 AM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.

3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

Aint that the truth

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munch
T town, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:45 AM CST

Plan a surprise party WELL in advance of her birthday, or you'll catch hell. Learned that little nugget the hard way.

Pay attention to her, 'at's where it usually hits the fan.

If a gasp, squeak or groan should escape as she flops in your lap and she mentions weight... excuse it as WHERE she landed.

Bathe more... Nope... More than that...

Try to stretch out your morning voice.

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:40 AM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.
3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

Or sometimes it's just that you're a complete slob who won't clean up the milk you spilled!

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:44 AM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

Who's getting mad??

We don't get mad , we get even

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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:45 AM CST

Don't even try.......

Just let them be.....

and as far as one can, enjoy...

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:17 AM CST

how silly!! When I saw the title"Tips to understanding women"

I was looking for a blank page!!

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kkitty
Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:20 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

how silly!! When I saw the title"Tips to understanding women"I was looking for a blank page!!

no isn't that the understanding men thread?

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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:21 AM CST

this is funny

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Alan_50501
fort dodge, Iowa USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:39 AM CST

glad i could bring some laughter to you esp on a monday lol

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ttom500
St. Cloud, Florida USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 12:18 PM CST

I find it of great interest, Alan, that your post is being taken apart line by line by the ladies here.

They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.

Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.

a last beer on me

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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 12:43 PM CST

ttom500 wrote:

I find it of great interest, Alan, that your post is being taken apart line by line by the ladies here.

They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.

Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.

a last beer on me

you guys usually bring your own

Alan- good post but i think you missed out about 4,000,000,000 others!!

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moonfoxinthesnow
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 12:52 PM CST

ttom500 wrote:

I find it of great interest, Alan, that your post is being taken apart line by line by the ladies here.

They may not get mad, but they will get even by the slow torturous means of dissection. Ever dissect a frog in high school biology class?
At least it was dead and did not feel it. Maybe they will eventually they use some anaethesia.

Well send us your most recent last will and testament. Will see that it is done.

a last beer on me

I had one biology class where they dissected them alive... opened up and the heart was still beating..

but I did enjoy the post...

The truth hurts

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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 2:01 PM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

1) They are always right even when they are wrong.

2) If she argues about "spilled milk" don't think thats what the fight is about. Its MUCH deeper than that.

3) If she gets angry in a fight and storms outside IT IS NOT a break and/or does not mean the argument is over. She just wants to move it outside. If you proceed to watch TV or get ready to sleep you are a dead man.

4) Tell her she looks good at least 1 time per day because if you jump out with it after a week of nothing she will assume she didn't look got the entire week.

5) If you do not call first after a disagreement you will be sorry for the next 2 weeks

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

7) They are 10 times more self conscious than you are.

8) Last but not least. To understand women you must think emotionally and not logically
Don't get mad ladies. It's all in good fun

Who's mad... I'm not mad

No 6 is the absolute truth...

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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 2:04 PM CST

Alan_50501 wrote:

tips to understanding women:

6) They remember things you did wrong months prior that you couldn't remember under hypnotherapy

Yes, my memory is long, my friends.

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