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I need a man!!!!!!

Wales matchmaking
PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:23 AM CST


I will give you one the rest are mine devil rolling on the floor laughing
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
PILIPALA wrote:
I will give you one the rest are mine


well we could do relay... that would give us both a breather in between.. idea
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Why dont you nip outside.. and do this--> at a few passing men.

Thats what I do when its raining and I cant be arsed to put air/ oil/ water in my car.. and would rather sit IN eating my McDonalds watching a strapping man at work.

(not really.. im too chicken- works in theory though)



<------- is too chicken



Could try phoning someone I suppose...

after I try again myself...
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:24 AM CST
PILIPALA wrote:
I will give you one the rest are mine




You'd get him back straight away....grin
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Majjistral dating
Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:27 AM CST
I've helped a few women and their matrasses in the past.....it's pretty sweaty work too, as I remember it....but not altogether unrewarding....


angel


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Wales matchmaking
PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:27 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
You'd get him back straight away....

I will lend you them all but just to move the mattress in to the room no moving any it kind else way.rolling on the floor laughing
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Dublin dating
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:30 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
Or preferably 2....
To get my f&%#king mattress up the stairs.....
Stupid architect to make the passage too narrow for a normal sized mattress!!!!!



You should go for a water bed.thumbs up leprechaun

They are great for your sex lifewink
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Wales matchmaking
PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:33 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
You'd get him back straight away....


Ok they have big strong thighs and arms so should be no problem devil
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Wales matchmaking
PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:46 AM CST
bodleing wrote:
Yes, like locating Welsh rugby dolls. You have mail


Thanks Gray you are my hero kiss kiss kiss
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:52 AM CST
No, just tried again...
There's no way in hell it's going to come up the stairs...



motorcycle To buy a new one...






The hunt for a man is officially over... don't need one anymore...
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England singles
bodleing
Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:54 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
No, just tried again...
There's no way in hell it's going to come up the stairs...
To buy a new one...
The hunt for a man is officially over... don't need one anymore...



D'oh!
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Majjistral dating
Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:55 AM CST
Is that for today, or, like..forever??.....


wow!


oslojente wrote:

The hunt for a man is officially over... don't need one anymore...
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:57 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Is that for today, or, like..forever??.....





Not sure yet...laugh
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Gozo personals
kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:57 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
No, just tried again...
There's no way in hell it's going to come up the stairs...
To buy a new one...
The hunt for a man is officially over... don't need one anymore...


Just an idea.....

Any chance of getting it thru some window or something?

That's what i did last time had the problem, tied it, pulled it up from the outside of the house, and moved it into the bedromm via a terrace door......

maybe the answer to your problem...




head banger
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:01 AM CST
kurzita wrote:
Just an idea.....

Any chance of getting it thru some window or something?

That's what i did last time had the problem, tied it, pulled it up from the outside of the house, and moved it into the bedromm via a terrace door......

maybe the answer to your problem...




I'm 5 floors up, but I have thought about it...



Maybe I just need rope... confused
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:02 AM CST
martyg wrote:
You should go for a water bed.

They are great for your sex life




What sexlife.... dunno laugh
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Majjistral dating
Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:04 AM CST
Get a water bed....it attracts sailors.....they can't sleep without that rocking motion....


grin


oslojente wrote:
What sexlife....
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Dublin dating
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:04 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
What sexlife....



dropping jaw shock shock shock Your joking right???






PADDY!!!!!!!
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Dublin dating
martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:07 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Get a water bed....it attracts sailors.....they can't sleep without that rocking motion....







laugh laugh

Don't forget to warn her about the sailors that done all their training in a submarinehmmm
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Alabama dating
alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:13 AM CST
Ahh, whenever I need a man for something like that, I borrow my friend's husband. Much easier than dealing with your own all the time. Also easier to get them to do things!grin
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