Thread:

In memory of George Carlin

Category:
Jokes & Humor

In memory of George Carlin




Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:29 AM CST
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.

Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?

"Sh_t, Piss, F_ck, C_nt, Co_kSucker, MotherF_cker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Sh_t, Piss, F_ck, C_nt, Co_kSucker, MotherF_cker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list.

Actually none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not completely insensitive to people's feelings. I can understand why some of those words got on the list, like Co_kSucker and MotherF_cker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at you like "co_KsuCKer, motherf_CKer. co_KsuCKer, motherf_CKer."

It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Sh_t earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and C_nt, which go
together of course. A little accidental humor there. The reason that
Piss and C_nt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind F_ck and Sh_t but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such stupid sentences as "Okay you f_ckers, I'm going to tinkle now." And, of course, the word F_ck. I don't really, well that's more accidental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think it takes to long. But I do mean that.

I think the word F_ck is a veryimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word F_ck for
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sheriff, we're gonna F_ck you now, but we're gonna F_ck you slow."

Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:29 AM CST
So maybe next year I'll have a whole f_ckin' rant on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget those 7. They're out.

But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
crowed 3 times" "Hey, tha cock crowed 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that goes with that one is Pri_k. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You can pri_k your finger but don't finger your pri_k. No,no
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
free dating singles
darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:36 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Tennessee singles
Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 7:55 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
So maybe next year I'll have a whole f_ckin' rant on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget those 7. They're out.

But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
crowed 3 times" "Hey, tha cock crowed 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that goes with that one is Pri_k. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You can pri_k your finger but don't finger your pri_k. No,no

rolling on the floor laughing Morning, Anne!! Thanks for reminding me of this routine! What a funny, funny man. He will be missed! moping
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:00 AM CST
Good morning girls, isn't Tennessee beautiful this morning???
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Tennessee singles
Jackson
Powell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:01 AM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Good morning girls, isn't Tennessee beautiful this morning???

Yes!! Positively gorgeous!!teddy bear
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alabama singles
alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 8:10 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing Thanks for the laugh, it's good to laugh in the morning, gets the blood going!
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Kentucky singles
reelman90
Lexington, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:09 AM CST
George did a show at the University that I attended and it was such a great show. He was truly one of the best intellectual comedians of all time. Thanks for making me laugh!

Thanks George, you will be missed!

thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

sad flower
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Connecticut singles
dancingfarmer
Columbia, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:47 AM CST
Amen, George. I'll never forget the Hippie Dippie Weatherman! You'll be remembered by many! angel angel angel angel
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 11:49 AM CST
sigh sigh crying crying crying sigh sigh sigh crying crying crying sigh sigh sigh crying crying crying moping moping moping moping moping moping







Thank you........sad flower innocent
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
free dating singles
darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 2:54 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
Good morning girls, isn't Tennessee beautiful this morning???
beautiful and hot, just got home from workand a little tiredyawn
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Pennsylvania personals
sweetowen
Hershey, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 4:01 PM CST
Rest in peace George. You were a very wise man.
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:11 PM CST
George, you will be missed..God speed
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Wisconsin singles
JuleeBeth
Sun Prairie, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:12 PM CST
I'm glad I got to see him live one last time before he died. He will be missed and his humor will live on forever.
R.I.P. George! sad flower




lips
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Idaho singles
wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:14 PM CST
I saw his show on HBO when he gave that speech. He is a very funny man
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
California singles
Random_Stranger
Made IN, California USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 6:39 PM CST
Because we all know if you passed away before George Carlin, he would be posting "In Memory of You". Celebrities are cool, sad he left the world, but upsetting when people think they are Gods. Sorry, I am still bothered by reading a report on Amy Winehouse or whatever her name is.... Making such a big deal like it is real news or something... She doesn't care about us, why should we care about her? I just don't get it....


*Sigh* Now that I sound like a complete ass, I will say this. He will be missed. I don't even know why I am posting this but whatever.... Sorry people.
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Illinois singles
Harleyquinn
Betwixt the stix, Illinois USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 10:27 PM CST

moping blues


What a mind, what a man, what a face!

If you happened to catch his HBO special last year......

Then you probably already know,.... that he's up there in heaven looking out for all of us and...









































YELLING .... BLQW ME!!!!!!!



Thanks George! SHANTI
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Connecticut singles
KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 10:30 PM CST
George - Thanks for all those memories. Have you on CD and you'll live on with all of your fans.

Salute - wine
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Michigan matchmaking
princess49503
grand rapids, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 10:37 PM CST
I'm gonna miss that guy sad



here's to you Here's to you George!here's to you
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »