Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 3:53 PM CST
a man and a woman were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. the wife said,"you should do it because you get up first and then we dont have to wait as long to get our coffee." the husband said, "you are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job and i can just wait for my coffee." wife replies, "no you should do it, and besides its in the Bible that a man should do the coffee." husband replies,"i cant believe that, show me." so she fetched the Bible and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed said ..............HEBREWS!!!!!!!........................................................................A MANS PERSPECTIVE="i know i will never understand women. i will never understand how they can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto their upper thigh,rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider."...............................................................................................................a man said to his wife one day, "I will never understand how you can be so beautiful and stupid at the same time." the wife responded, "Let me explain, God made me beautiful so you will be attracted to me,God made me stupid so i will be attracted to you!"....................................................................................................................a husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a mans 15,000 , the wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everthing to men." the husband turned to his wife and asked "What?"
