Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 5:36 PM CST
A man

and a woman

met one day while walking throo the park in the rain..

The woman (being organised) had brought a picnic

and her pretty hat

she wore it even tho it rained. The man, without his coat and hat looked remarkably like Jack Nicholson
They had a good talk..

and lots of laughing..

.. and decided they would like to go out on a date that night..
When the woman arrived at the club.. she was looking hawwwwt

.. the man thought she was a babe

.. and asked her to dance..

.. They had farrr too much to drink..

.. and late that night had loads of rampant sex BEHIND the club
Where they were almost caught
3 mths later the woman

found she had BUNny

in the oven..
But the man was nowhere to be found...

..................................
The poor woman waited and waited
but he never came back..

(bastard!)